Here's the real proof . . .
See how God decorated the flowers with a light sugary sprinkling of white crystals. He even had Adam name them "triclones" . . . because they were originally intended to be distributed free from Mr Whippey vans. If that's not evidence of God's existence and his commitment to our everlasting happiness nothing is. The only question is . . . . Just how happy do you want to be?
