A cautionary tale... the extremely beautiful sister and the worldly guy at the office

by cedars 42 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • rip van winkle
    rip van winkle

    So this extremely beautiful sister prays as Herd suggests and she turns the worldly guy who is not interested in becoming a JW away. Jehovah told her she must not love that man. Extremely Beautiful listens and obeys and sets the Worldly Guy free. Worldly Free Guy finds extremely beautiful girlfriend and impregnates her and they get married. And they live happily ever after.

    Extremely beautiful sister never finds a "suitable mate" at the Kingdom Hall. And while waiting for Jehovah to read her heart, she gets "fat" for Jehovah. So, Extremely Beautiful never gets married. Never has children. But it's OK because Extremely Beautiful is waiting for the "real life" when Jehovah will stretch out his hand and satisfy the delight of every living creature.

    Then one day, decades later, Extremely Beautiful sister "Awakens" and realizes she has wasted her entire life on a LIE.

    Once upon a time, Extremely beautiful sister, all these years later, is no longer extremely beautiful. She looks like every other dumpy middle aged sister in the congregation. But unlike them, she has no husband and no children. She is SINGLE, FREE, OLD and DUMPY.

    Another happy ending brought to you by the WTS anti romance novels subsidiary.

  • Cagefighter
    Cagefighter

    Translation: If you find yourself becoming attracted to someone outside the cult, please tell on yourself ASAP so the Elder's can either mark you as bad association or try and manipulate you into staying in the cult.

    Thank you that is all....please don't forget Sunday field service will meet 15 minutes after the WT study is over.

  • shopaholic
    shopaholic

    rip van winkle,

    I saw that happen a number time during my time in the JW.

    Most of them ended up marry a non-JW and pulled it together again (lost weight, new wardrobe, etc) and again became the envy of many JW females. Many were marked and constant local need talks that those women were being blessed by Satan for their disobedience to Jehovah.

    BTW, the telling the Elders thing is nonsense and according to their bible Jehovah can read the heart of the crushed one even when you don't have the words to express yourself. They need to get their story straight.

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    I guess that Sam Herd maybe skipped the Watchtower study, this day in 1991 or 1992

    Wt 91 12/15 p18

    "18 But what if we do not know exactly what to pray for? Our inward groans often remain unexpressed because we do not fully understand our situation, or we are at a loss as to what to present to Jehovah. It is here that the holy spirit can intercede for us. Paul wrote: “The problem of what we should pray for as we need to we do not know, but the spirit itself pleads for us with groanings unuttered.” (Romans 8:26) How so? In God’s Word are inspired prophecies and prayers that bear on our situation. He lets these intercede for us, as it were. He accepts these as being what we would pray for if only we knew their meaning in our case, and accordingly he fulfills them"

  • perfect1
    perfect1

    OOOF. Just watched this and your listen obey and blessed medley.

    HESOO CHREESTO! youve got a stronger stomach than I do, Cedars.

  • MrsCedars
    MrsCedars

    Once upon a time, Extremely beautiful sister, all these years later, is no longer extremely beautiful. She looks like every other dumpy middle aged sister in the congregation. But unlike them, she has no husband and no children. She is SINGLE, FREE, OLD and DUMPY.

    Another happy ending brought to you by the WTS anti romance novels subsidiary.

    Funny, true and sad at the same time!!

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    I love it...

    "Now, this is just a made-up story..."

    Like nearly every "personal experience" that the Watchtower publishes....

    I'm amazed that he was honest enough to admit it.

  • Glander
    Glander

    Brother Herd, when this beautiful sister thinks about the man at the office and is tempted to masturbate, what should she say to Jehovah?

    Well, she needs to talk to an elder.

    Brother Herd, when the elder thinks about the beautiful, shapely sisters confession, what should he say to Jehovah ? and is it proper to pray to Jehovah with an erection?

  • clarity
    clarity

    Holey Krap! ...... litterally

    "She has what all women want, and in all the right places."

    >

    Excuuuuse mee?

    >

    You disrespect and under estimate women big time ........Sammy!

    Sounds a bit like your old boss ....Rutherford ............

    "a hank of hair and a piece of bone" ...that is what he thought of women!!

    What a bunch of dopes!

    clarity

  • blondie
    blondie

    So are they saying that jw men don't "fall" for worldly women at work, have affairs and/or run off with them? I can think of one a year in this area. It was "I couldn't control myself" and "men have stronger sex drives than women and can't help it."

    *** w81 8/15 p. 14 “Do Not Be Depriving Each Other of It” ***

    On the whole, males seem to have a more pronounced sexual drive. They are more easily aroused.

    *** w04 9/15 p. 19 par. 15 “Put On the Complete Suit of Armor From God” ***

    David, one of Jehovah’s Witnesses in Spain, likewise found that the Scriptures helped him to overcome temptation. When he was 19 years old, an attractive young woman who worked in the same cleaning company suggested that they “have a good time together.” David rejected her advances and asked his supervisor for work in a different area so that the situation would not arise again. “I remembered the example of Joseph,” David said. “He rejected immorality and immediately got out of the way. I did the same.”—Genesis 39:10-12.

    *** lv chap. 9 p. 107 par. 21 “Flee From Fornication” ***

    A young brother in an African land recalls that a female classmate boldly offered him sex in exchange for his help during a mathematics test. “I immediately rejected her offer,” he says. “By maintaining integrity, I have kept my dignity and self-respect, which are far more valuable than gold and silver.”

    *** w06 8/1 p. 25 par. 19 Be Wise—Fear God! ***

    Consider the case of André, a Christian elder, father, and medical doctor in Europe. When André was on all-night duty in the hospital, female colleagues repeatedly pinned notes—decorated with hearts—to his pillow, inviting him to have sexual relations with them. André steadfastly refused to entertain their advances. Moreover, to remove himself from the bad environment, he found work elsewhere. Fearing God proved to be very wise and led to blessings, for today André serves part-time at the branch office of Jehovah’s Witnesses in his country.

    *** w87 3/15 p. 3 Women in the Workplace—Tests and Challenges ***

    Sometimes the workplace is also a source of moral pressures. Exposure to daily doses of degrading talk is one common complaint of working women. Worse yet, some find themselves the victims of unrelenting sexual harassment. “When I first started working,” recalls one Christian woman, “I was the only girl in the office. The men would make suggestive remarks, and it was really hard for me.”

    *** w09 5/15 p. 12 par. 14 Press On to Maturity—“The Great Day of Jehovah Is Near” ***For example, a brother named James, who regularly read and deeply appreciated Scriptural publications, accepted a job where all his coworkers were women. “While many of these clearly showed a lack of moral sense,” says James, “one employee seemed to be of good character and showed interest in Bible truth. When we were alone in a production room, though, she began making sexual advances. I thought it was a joke but found it very hard to stop her. Right then I recalled an experience related in TheWatchtower regarding a brother who faced a similar temptation on his job. The article used the example of Joseph and Potiphar’s wife. I promptly pushed the girl away, and she ran out.” (Gen. 39:7-12) James was thankful that nothing further happened and that he maintained a good conscience.—1 Tim. 1:5.

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