COs and DOs are friggin' asshats. They love to waltz into a hall or assembly, have everyone sniff their crotches and have people hang on every word of their Fred Phelps-like ranting "talks".
They love to use "heart-touching stories" that they probably made up or say the same old stupid spiritually clean jokes they use every facking night.
Circuit Overseer Yakov: "Brothers are we using the World? Or is the World using us?"
<THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE>