by St George of England 54 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Have they just run out of people who can write articles? The amount of whitespace makes me think of a student who increases the font size or double spaces to make their essay look longer.
The experience is hilarious. A friend offered him a cigarette, and before he knew it he was using and dealing hard drugs!
j dubb, see the fourth post down on the first page of this thread...
Monster Beats product placement:
(Sorry, dude. No hipsters in the new system!)
' a load of dingo's kidneys' as a term of derision... Hey i like that.
Cover: 'the end is near'
Page 1: 'the end is near'
page 2: 'the end is near'
page 3: 'the end is near'
page 4: 'the end is near'
page 5: 'the end is near'
page 6: 'the end is near'
page 7: 'the end is near'
page 8: 'sometimes we are a wrong about the 'end is near' thing...but the end is still near.'
Have they just run out of people who can write articles? The amount of whitespace makes me think of a student who increases the font size or double spaces to make their essay look longer.
No kidding!! These are like 12 pages, really
" While at the convention, it dawned on me that I had been to the same venue for a rock concert about a year earlier. "
So lets get this straight. The guy is invited to the stadium , looks up the location, travels there & it is only when he is actually there that it suddenly occurs to him that he was there 12 months previously. Hmmm - maybe spent too much time on the drugs , dude!
And I also find reading the Watchtower difficult , almost unreadable in parts , especially the way that they have large blocks of text. I guess it is something of a work in progress. Maybe the better writers (and I'm using the term in its most generous sense - we aren't exactly talking about the Pulitzer prize here) have been "re-assigned" to special pioneer status in Hicksville.
And the usual mealy mouthed excuses on page 8 for the societies setting of dates , though stopping short of any apology. Sad to say , my eye was drawn to the hot woman pictured on the same page. She can set a date with me any time , though I might have some wrong expectations - doubtless to be unfulfilled!
So lets get this straight. The guy is invited to the stadium , looks up the location, travels there & it is only when he is actually there that it suddenly occurs to him that he was there 12 months previously. Hmmm - maybe spent too much time on the drugs , dude!
I don't have a hard time believing this. If you attend multiple concerts a year, maybe a friend drives, you party...easy to lose track of what concert/party was where
Boc, overlapping...LOL!!!
dozy, wrong expectaions...hilarious
Sad to say , my eye was drawn to the hot woman pictured on the same page. She can set a date with me any time , though I might have some wrong expectations - doubtless to be unfulfilled!
Sorry, bro. You don't see the rock on that finger?
JW women are faithful and are protected by the bond with Jehovah as the third integral member of the family union.
