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Butterfly: aaAAArrrrggghhhh!!!!!
: : p a n t , g a s p : :
(setting down on finger)
...ahhhhhh!
Tman: What's the matter, little Butterfly?
Butterfly: I just escaped with my life!!
Tman: Whatever do you mean?
Butterfly: There's a Sick Basturd in the forest,
not a CHEAP Basturd, or a Low, Common Basturd, but a
Very Special SICK Basturd, who is killing Butterflies
by burning them up in a Candle Flame!
Tman: No!
Butterfly: Yes!
Tman: Tell me.
Butterfly: Well, this Sick Fuck Freak looks just like Freddy Krueger,
and he gets his jollies by catching my little Butterfly Buddies
and then he bats them down into a candle flame burning them up
before they can fly away... and then he pulls off their singed wings
and EATS THEM!
Tman: NO!
Butterfly: YES! I just managed to fly away from him by the skin
of my nectar sucker, before he could Fry ME!
Tman: Sounds like Fry Day to me.
Butterfly: It was MY Lucky Day!
Tman: Did he say anything?
Butterfly: He kept mumbling something about French Fries and a Pair of Dice,
or something... I really couldn't hear over the screams of my friends.
Tman: You poor thing.
Butterfly: Will you kick his ass for me?
Tman: I just did... by talking to you, to snap you out of slumber.
You were suffering a Nightmare. Fry Day and his Kult Killers can't
touch you if you stay awake, with eyes wide open.
Fry Day is a Sick Twisted Dream.
This Dream only lives in the Evil, Demented Minds of the Masters of the Watchtowerkult, and those who have fallen asleep, under their spell.
Butterfly: Oh.
Tman: Yeah.
The Watchtower Kultators - Old, Crusty, Evil Men who live in Darkness, would lull you and have you fall asleep and persuade you into believing that you are attracted to their New Light, and that if you hover close to their Revealing Light - like a candle in a Black Forest at night - you will undergo a "change",
a metamorphosis, and turn from an ugly caterpillar into a sparkling,
beautiful butterfly, and float away into a shining paradise...
but you have seen-
you have seen correctly, not the Dream, but the Nightmare.
The Evil Old Men of the Watchtower will BURN YOU and Eat You Up,
if you close your eyes and succumb to Kult Slumber.
Butterfly: I'm staying awake!
Tman: Goooood.
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