I am more scared that Jehovah will keep me alive in drudgery and recapture me so I can go back to knocking on doors, under threat of legal and civil penalties. That Almighty Lowlife Scumbag has done nothing to further my soul or my spirituality.
Actually, I would rather have favor from Satan, Beelzebub, Astaroth, and Azazel (the Four Crowned Princes of Hell). Given the choice between these (and the other Demons) or Jehovah, I would take the Demons. As it stands, I regret that Jehovah has seized my soul at the time I made the mistake of dedicating it to him, and doesn't seem to know what the meaning of "My dedication to you, Jehovah, has been revoked".