dammmmmmmmmmmmm outlaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Turnips and the Watchtower
by RoosterMcDooster 30 Replies latest jw experiences
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tiki
wasn't there one of those stories years ago about some poor starving pioneers or missionaries in some remote place - just hanging on by a thread so hungry and some turnip truck went and flipped over and they got to gather all the turnips and ate them and lived happily everafter?
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RoosterMcDooster
Sabastious:
"Chain of Command" is one of my favorites! How did you know?
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nancy drew
That pioneer turnip story sounds oddly familiar.
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RoosterMcDooster
yep,I've heard it too.
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St George of England
they got to gather all the turnips and ate them and lived happily everafter?
... and no one ever got WIND of what happened!!??
George
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tiki
hahhaha bet they did..........savory wafts of spiritual evanesence and all that bleep..........................:)
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RoosterMcDooster
Oh yeah, now I remember his second favorite was:
“If’n the society tells us to jump, then we should ask – How High?”
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Heaven
Oh yeah, now I remember his second favorite was:
“If’n the society tells us to jump, then we should ask – How High?”
Uh... 'scuse me ... * Heaven raises hand * ... Yeah, um, what if I can't jump that high? Do I gets to leave? Ok, thx, bye.
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Jeffro
Anyone who starts a sentence with "If'n" has already lost all credibility.