Turnips and the Watchtower

by RoosterMcDooster 30 Replies latest jw experiences

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    “If’n the society tells us to jump, then we should ask – How High?

    This Jehovah`s Witness is loyal to the WBT$..

    It`s a good thing he doesn`t Celebrate Birthdays..

    He`s not getting..

    Another One!..
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  • RoosterMcDooster
    RoosterMcDooster

    "Anyone who starts a sentence with "If'n" has already lost all credibility."

    Thats the best way I can convey the way he sounded. Think Boomhower from King of the Hill.

  • RoosterMcDooster
  • RoosterMcDooster
    RoosterMcDooster

    I was going to say "but dumber" but that would me mean.

  • Jeffro
    Jeffro
    Thats the best way I can convey the way he sounded. Think Boomhower from King of the Hill.

    I understand. And I stand by my original comment.

    (But I've never watched King of the Hill.)

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    gosh these silly little dubs love to prove their own rightiousness don't they?

  • RoosterMcDooster
    RoosterMcDooster

    Sorry WHappened! I deleted the stupid comment that I put here,and pulled my big fat foot out of my big fat mouth. I guess I still feel like everbodys out to get me. Thanks Jeffro for reminding me in your post below.

  • Jeffro
    Jeffro
    I might be new here, but I think thats a crack at me and Jeffro. Or maybe just me. But either way, if I'm wrong and jumping to conclusions, I'm sorry, but if I'm right.

    I'm pretty sure it was actually a comment about the attitude of the quoted elder, and by extension, of the WTS.

  • nancy drew
    nancy drew

    The turnip truck crashed on its way

    for pioneers a lucky day

    they swiftly grabbed up all the tubers

    like a bunch of greedy goobers

    the wreck it seems was caused by him

    to punish turnip driver sin

    for pioneers oh what a blessing

    a tasty bowl of turnip dressing

  • tiki
    tiki

    nancy drew - that is awesome!!!! hahhahhaahhhh love it!

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