Pathetic 'get out clauses' in the Bible..got any?

by punkofnice 14 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • outsmartthesystem
    outsmartthesystem

    I do recall seeing a demonstration on stage once of how to get past a "conversation stopper" with an athiest. The brother brought out his bible and read the "athiest" a scripture that told him he should believe in the bible. The "athiest" of course agreed and accepted the magazines. I remember thinking "WTF? Could this be any more circular?

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Mr F -

    Even read the Qu'ran.

    I even studied Islam at college between marriages. Bored the arse off me.

    All these religions say they are peaceful but the proof of the pudding is in the eating. There are bloody fanatics in them. Suicide bombers. In the case of the JW's shunning and paedophilia.

    I was quite devout as a 'born again' after I left the bOrg but now I am not pretending to believe in an impossible dream.

    Like in the book of Job 'curse god and die...' just bullsh1t control!

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    outsmarted - Yes. I tried some of those suggestions and they were crap. Hahahahahahahaha.

  • Mr. Falcon
    Mr. Falcon
    The brother brought out his bible and read the "athiest" a scripture that told him he should believe in the bible. The "athiest" of course agreed and accepted the magazines.

    I just shat my britches.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Mr Falcon -

    I just shat my britches.

    Quite understandable. This is the only reaction possible!

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