all funny folks, LMAO.
Here's a cute joke...
by ohiocowboy 46 Replies latest social humour
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dazed but not confused
A woman's favorite position is CEO.
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dazed but not confused
At the yacth club, a guy leered at a girl. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?"
"No thanks," she said sweetly. "I heard about you from your ex and she included a 'small craft' warning." -
badseed
A bunch of blondes in a bar cheer everytime they order a round "TWELVE DAYS, TWELVE DAYS" After a few of these, the bartender walks up to them and says "What's up with the twelve days thing?"
One of the blonde replies, "Well, Barbie here made a puzzle in twelve days and the box said 2 to 4 years". -
MrFreeze
Love all these jokes but jam, yours was my favorite.
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MrFreeze
A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a bunch of people hootin' and hollerin' "13! 13! 13!"
The man notices a hole in the wall so he decides to peek in and see what the commotion is about. As soon as he puts his eye up the hole he gets poked in the eye. Then the people start shouting "14! 14! 14!"
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shamus100
How do you catch a unique rabbit? You-neek-up-on-it. :D
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shamus100
How do you catch a tame rabbit? The-tame-way. :D
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cult classic
What do you call a guy who has no legs and no arms who's laying in a pile of leaves?
A: Russell
What do you call a guy who has no legs and no arms laying in front of a door?
A: Matt
What do you call a guy who has no legs and no arms floating in the water?
A: Bob
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jam
Wow cult classic, that,s cold.