Authentic & Real Police Blotter from our Area about a JW

by flipper 17 Replies latest social humour

  • flipper
    flipper

    Even though this IS a real police blotter report recently from our local news about a JW I just had to post it under " Social/Jokes & Humor " as it is pretty hilarious !

    Here is the news clip : " 8:47 P.M. - A woman from the 200 block of -------- Way reported she is a Jehovah's Witness and her parents started talking in tongues and chasing her. "

    So what do you think ? Pretty weird, huh ? So any and all comments, takes, funny or off the wall observations are welcome ! Let the hilarity begin ! Amazing what some people call the police about ! As always I look forward to your thoughts ! Hope you all are doing well. Peace out, mr. Flipper

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    it does sound funny but there's obviously more to it

  • flipper
    flipper

    WHA HAPPENED ? - Exactly, there has to be more to it. But since I'm not connected to this congregation up here or have not been connected to ANY congregation for over 9 years now- I don't know how I would be able to get access to any more information of what happened - unless I showed up at a Kingdom hall as a " concerned citizen " saying I read about it in the local news. LOL ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • 20yearfader
    20yearfader

    the amount of people in the kh with mental problems is staggering.Reminds me of that interview with the girl from the show saved by the bell.....she is gone,lights are on and no one is home.My cousin was in the kh and she lost it too,reports are she ran outside half naked because she believed the woman in the apartment above her was putting something in her vent to attract the demons,and yet another cousin of mine killed himself due to mental problems and the voices of demons talking to him about 144,000 people.

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    sad truth is if the parents are really dubs, and she has real mental issues, the likelyhood that she is receiving proper meds and treatment, as opposed to an article to read in a WT is fairly low.

  • sir82
    sir82

    OK, so why tell the police what religion you are? Need that extra few minutes to meet your monthly hour goal?

    "Hello 911, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and my house is on fire....by the way, did you know we offer free home Bible studies?"

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    Hey Flipp,

    I'm thinkin' her parents belong to a different religion

    one of those religions that believe in speakin' in tongues

    And they're trynna chase and pray her out of the WTS,

    like the Exorcist or somethin' . It seems as if it's one batty religion against another

    everybody in that house crazy as hell

    They need to tell her in english, that she's in a cult, and ask her

    " CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS OUT OF MY MOUTH !!!!!! "

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    why didn't she call the elders?

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    her parents started talking in tongues and chasing her

    Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

  • flipper
    flipper

    20YEARFADER- Indeed it is a real problem with JW's having emotional problems or mental issues. Very sad situations occur like you mentioned. It could indeed be the case with this young woman, I just don't know- not enough information.

    WHA HAPPENED ? - Very good point you make indeed. If her parents are JW's there is a big doubt that she's recieving any kind of professional counseling for depression or medication for her depression if that is what the situation is.

    SIR 82- I thought it was kind of strange as well that she had to tell authorities that she's a JW. I mean what WAS she trying to accomplish by that ? Perhaps it was getting time in. LOL !

    WASBLIND- Yeah, it could very well be that she is a JW who is a older child of Penecostal parents, my wife thought that too- but for some reason that scenario just seems strange to me that a devout JW would even be willing to LIVE in a same house with alleged " false religious " people, let alone allegedly " demonized " tongue waggers. Unless the girl is a minor under 18 and has no choice but to live with the parents. I don't know.

    HORTENSIA- " Why didn't she call the elders " ? Good question. Instead of the police ? Yeah, I wondered that as well. Lots of mystery and intrigue here.

    BILLY the EX-BETHELITE- Yeah, I guess the JW girl doesn't have time for being talked to in tongues , but ya never know she may pick up some tips from the unintelligible babble for the field service ! You know- good Bible Study ideas ! LOL ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

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