You-are-too-dumb: Proper handling of nested magazines (BOE Letter)

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  • clarity
    clarity

    Pure comedy ... thanx for the big laugh watchtower!

    c

  • LostGeneration
    LostGeneration

    A DEMO?!?!?!?!?!?!

    Oh man, there are very few things that would lure me back into a KH, but it would be pure gold to get up as the poor sap "demonstrates" how to separate the magazines and throw my head back in laughter.... Then stumble out doubled over in pain from said laughter....

  • cptkirk
    cptkirk

    YOU STUPID APOSTATES DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING!?!!?!!? THE ANGELS MADE THEM DO THAT BECAUSE THOSE EXTRA COPIES ARE GOING TO BE PICKED UP BY FAMILY MEMBERS OF THE HOUSEHOLDER AND THEN THEY WILL GET BAPTIZED LOL STUPID SHALLOW APOSTATES SHOULD BE ASHAMED. IF YOU BEND YOUR HEAD REAL LOW AND COME BACK TO THE MEETINGS WE WILL FORGIVE YOU THOUGH AFTER WE HAVE SHOVED EVERY BIT OF PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE RESENTMENT THAT WE HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP DOWN YOUR THROAT (true pornography). SEE ALL BETTER NOW, SEE THAT FEELING THAT YOU USED TO GET WHEN DADDY WOULD SPANK YOU BUT ALSO GET A FEW RUBS ON THE BEAVER WHILE DOING THE SPANKING, ALL ALONG, THAT WAS ACTUALLY JEHOVAH'S WAY OF CORRECTING YOU AND YOU JUST WEREN'T SPIRITUAL ENOUGH TO FIGURE IT OUT.

    yes this is satirical thank you. i have not as much as grinded my teeth.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW
    Please have the brother handling the announcement bring copies of nested magazines on stage and
    pro-vide a visual demonstration of how the magazines are nested together and how to separate them.
    Once Watchtower issued a letter to congregation elders telling them
    to turn off the lawn mower before attempting to dislodge a jam.

    What else would you Expect from a WBT$ JW Cult that "CONDEMS"..

    Independent Thinking?!!..
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    .................................... mutley-ani1.gif .. .OUTLAW

  • Roberta804
    Roberta804

    Oh Outlaw,

    I am busting my gut from laughter!!!!! Oh Please stop!

  • shadow
    shadow

    next time we'll discuss . . .

  • shadow
    shadow

    how about

  • Apognophos
    Apognophos

    It's not that surprising that JWs are placing the nested magazines -- why would someone be leafing through all the duplicate copies they place before placing them? Witnesses get one for themself separately as a personal copy, so if they read one, it probably won't be one from the stack they stuffed in their book bag.

    As someone all-too-experienced with the incompetence that plagues large corporations, this sounds like the kind of thing that happens when someone up high makes a dumb-ass decision and then they have to continually try to coax the lower-downs in how to deal with the stupid rule or practice, instead of re-considering how it's being done (which would require admitting that a mistake was made). That being said, I don't know how the printing process works and how avoidable this was.

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

  • heathen
    heathen

    I thought they were listed as a information charity? so I guess too much info is a bad thing .LOL , I suppose only one person lives in a house so only one mag is needed . What a joke they are on every level

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