If you could get all willing participants on this board together in one area for a party, and told them to bring favorite music, food, movies, and dressed in certain fashion, ALL of which has been discouraged or outright BANNED either by the WTS or by their flunkies (DO, CO, Elders, busybodies in the hall, etc.), what would YOU bring?
I would bring:
A pristine video copy of Michael Jackson's "Thriller'
Disney's "Fantasia" (featuring the evolution of dinosaurs)
A recording of Steppenwolf's "Magic Carpet Ride" b/w "Born to be Wild"
I would be wearing a goatee, with my hair cut in a "fade".
My wife (if I could convice her to come along) would wear either a "pantsuit" or a skirt that rose above her knees.
Anything else you would bring?
Fantasy "Forbidden Fruit" Ex-Witness Party
by CaptainSchmideo 21 Replies latest jw friends
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CaptainSchmideo
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Tater-T
call it a birthday party... and behead governing body members....
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CaptainSchmideo
At this party, it would be EVERYBODY'S birthday party!
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LisaRose
music - Mack The Knife - because I heard a talk once on how evil it was. Also, Depche Mode "Losing My Religion"
Food - birthday cake, so we could celebrate all the birthdays we missed.
Movies - The Big Lebowski
Dress - Something with cleavage that would have gotten me a good talking to if I was still in.
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l p
a really short skirt...and someone really hot that i could get drunk with and make wild passionate love with
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scary21
All of the above !
Scary Sherry
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DesirousOfChange
Condoms, rolling papers, and syringes.
Because I have heard from reliable sources that all of you apostates leave the JWs because you want to screw everything in sight and go crazy doing drugs.
Disgusting. But I'll be there! (Give me a couple weeks notice to grow a beard!)
Doc
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Roberta804
My stolen SMURF!!!!!!
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Mum
Gifts in pretty wrapping paper
Everything in excess - food, drink, and fun
Worldly friends
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doofdaddy
I reckon I would be over in the steam room drinking champagne and playing naked charades of a jw meeting