by mP 26 Replies latest watchtower bible
Hi Lars,
If you want to claim your the Messiah, thats fine but first we must examine the facts and ask a few basic questions. I am of course accepting your word as honest.
I think everybody is well aware that the Messiah will come thru David. Do you ?
I believe that Lars is the messiah. Smite the unbelievers Lars.
I want to believe but there are simply too many false messiahs on tv etc. We need to weed them out to prevent false messiahs getting all the dancing girls and free ice cream
Any information that is critical of Lars' claims is apostasy. Even just looking at this apostate material out of curisosity can be dangerous.
I want to believe but there are simply too many false messiahs on tv etc. We need to weed them out to prevent false messiahs getting all the dancing girls and free ice cream
Indeed. It is of the utmost importance that we determine whether Lars is really the true... Hang on... Did you say free ice cream??
Lars raised my goldfish from the dead, and while he was at it he turned the water in the bowl into a buttery chardonnay. So I rescued the goldfish and put him in another bowl. Then I tried the wine. It was pretty damn good! I poured some into a decanter and chilled it. Very fine wine. Then the next day I went to pour the rest in the decanter and the bowl was full again. It has stayed that was for almost 3 years now, I pour some off and it keeps full. So I am set with chardonnay for life. Lars also fixed a really painful hangnail, and made my poorly alighned wisdom teeth right. So don't be badmouthing my lord and saviour and bestest pal Lars.
Come on people let's not attack people directly like this.
Cage fighter *** Come on people let's not attack people directly like this.**
Concur !
I don't know Cagefighter, he claims to be the Messiah so is it really unfair to question him on it?
Well then bump the thread he was claiming to be the Messiah on, or wait for him to create a thread. No need to antagonize someone who might be suffering from delusions with a new thread calling him out.
Let's examine this.
You are either anatgonizing someone mentally unstable that needs help
or
Blaspheming the Son of God
Sounds like a lose-lose to me.
