I am beginning to wonder
by mouthy 69 Replies latest jw friends
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nancy drew
Grace seems like a shining star
i wonder if she plays guitar
i wonder what she had for dinner
Or if she is a sweepstakes winner
It's hard to tell what's on her mind
The poems she writes are left unsigned
but she won't get away from us
even when she starts to cuss
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mouthy
A Shining Star?Thats a little Far!
And what I ate? A plate of Skate.
A sweepstake winner,I'm NOT a sinner!
Must NEVER gamble...You do so ramble
I was taught by the Watchtower crew
If I did that ,Paradise I would never view!! -
nancy drew
Grace is hiding in her house
we will sneak in like a mouse
we'll be quiet on our feet
and we'll eat up every treat
all we'll leave is just a crumb
and a bunch of chewed up gum
this thread continues to unwind
it goes until the end of time
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mouthy
There once was a lady named Nancy
I'm afraid she is Taters fancy.
I cannot think why?
He sounds like he'll cry
If she ever said goodbye!!!
She climbed in my house
Yep.she's that kind of louse.
I'll admit she can write
She is as high as a kite -
Tater-T
For this post to continue to chime
One must first learn to rhyme
Of which I am no master
Dear Nancy is the fairest and much faster
so practice I'll make
and someday Nancy I'll take
If she could be mine
My world would be devine
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mouthy
Oh LORD OH LORD!
Taters on board
What more can I say?
I will pray just pray!
That Nancy his fancy
Has gone far away!ALL DAY!!!!!
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nancy drew
Grace woke up one thunderous night
In her kitchen she saw a light
It must be Nancy was her deduction
but instead it was an alien abduction
off they took her to their ship
then of course they told her strip
but she spit in their aiien eye
and then they all began to cry
they beamed her back and shot away
and headed for the milky way
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nancy drew
Is anyone still wondering?
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mouthy
How do you know I didnt strip?
I did you know ,while on this trip
They were amazed at my lovely Bod
Many of the aliens gave a NOD!!!
They all bowed down,to take a looky
Many even asked for Nooky!
But being me!!!I had the key!!
I gave them " Truth will set you Free"
A book I hoped they might read,
A bunch of old men,that would lead
The Faithful slave they called themselves.
That is when I left with the ELVES!!!