HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....almost like the girl scout cookies....I'm dying over here.
Are Peeps for True Christians?
by rebel8 29 Replies latest jw friends
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whathappened
I would submit this to the Watchtower Society for publication. Since the magazines have no real spiritual content, and with all the cutbacks, they would probably appreciate this article. This might also work for the Kingdom Ministry.
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finally awake
I remember stumbling across the "Are Cats For True Christians" articles years ago when I was a dub. I didn't realize it was satire, I actually thought someone was serious about not keeping pet cats. I remember thinking that the person who wrote the article had really gone overboard, but it never occured to me that I had visited an apostate website and the piece was satire.
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Mum
This is hilarious! It reminds me of a post years ago about why it would be wrong to use toilet paper with little hearts on it.
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Dismissing servant
Hey, Rebel 8...they don't need any peep-show.....they have the masturbation video!
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jgnat
I always pick up hot cross buns this time of year. Chocolate in February, Turkey in December. No protest.
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Glander
As JW's my family had "peep fights". Great indoor sport. Made a satisfying 'pop' when you hit someone on the butt. As it got going it looked like pink and yellow snowballs flying back and forth. Lots of screaming.
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Theocratic Sedition
I love how peeps like you and SD can perfectly mimic WT articles. I can see one of the more dimwitted JWs reading this and believing it really came from Bethel. lol at the peep show. Buncha birdverts.
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Glander
Thomas asked, "Where's the Peeps?...and Jesus showed him the sticky yellow marshmallow on his beard..."
"By their peeps ye shall know them"
"....and on the third day the peeps rolled back the stone"
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EdenOne
rebel8
The writing comittee will be offering you a position with them anytime soon ... You got "the style".
Eden
