Oscar Winners!

by patio34 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • patio34
    patio34

    I have now tabulated the results of the JWDB Oscar nominations and ..... the winners are . .....

    1. Best Thought Provoker
    The winner is . . . Metatron!

    2. Best News Article Bringer
    The winner is . . . Mad Apostate!

    3. Best Blood Issue Writer
    The winner is . . . Hawkaw!

    4. Best Folksy Threads
    The winner is . . . Englishman!

    5. Best All-Around Researcher
    The winner is . . . Farkel!

    6. Best at Evolution/Atheist Expounding
    The winner is . . . JanH!

    7. Best at Science
    The winner is . . . AlanF!

    8. Best Sarcastic Wit
    The winner is . . . Naeblis!

    9. Best Grand Dame
    The winner is . . . Waiting!

    10. Best Replier and Most Info at Hand
    This is a tie & the winners are . . . Abaddon and Seven 006!

    11. Best All-Around Poster
    The winner is . . . Dave aka Seven 006!

    12. Best Proprietors of the Best Discussion Board
    The winners are . . . Simon and Angharad!

    13. Best WTS Rebutter
    The winner is . . . AlanF!

    14. Best Thread of the Year
    There's a tie & the winners are . . . The Penis Thread, Tats and/or Sex; Farkel’s History of the World The Debate; Mindchild’s Do JWs Need Respect?

    15. Best Troll
    The winner is . . . Fred Hall!

    16. Most Missed Poster
    The winner is . . . Maximus!

    17. Most Courteous Poster
    The winner is . . . Hillary Step!

    18. Best Series
    The winner is . . . Amazing!

    19. Best Grand Man
    The winner is . . . Larc!

    20. Most Underappreciated
    The winner is . . . Slipnslide Master!

    21. Good Thread Starter
    The winner is . . . Patio!

    22. Best User of ONLY WTS publication quotes to nail them with their own words
    The winner is . . . Quotes!

    22. Best Poet
    The winner is . . . The French Knight (Frenchy)!

    Thanks for all the voting and congratulations to the Oscar Winners!

  • waiting
    waiting

    And.........as I stand with my oscar with really, really, sincere, tears .......I must thank dear Patio for helping us all come to this summit in our profession lives.....

    yadda, yadda, yadda......

    this was fun!

    waiting

  • bitter mango
    bitter mango

    well since i made naebs the man he is today, i demand an oscar as well !

    *waits to get my ass kicked* muahaha

    (¯`·.¸the agents of oblivion descend upon the sane¸.·´¯)

  • Pureheart
    Pureheart

    I love this post, even though I was not nominated.

    Pureheart

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    Where are all the SPEACHES!!!!!!

    SPEACH!....SPEACH!....SPEACH!....SPEACH!....SPEACH!

  • Tatiana
    Tatiana

    Since naeblis could not be here this evening, I gladly accept this award for him and will make SURE he gets it later!

    April

    Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

    http://www.network54.com/Forum/171905

  • Quotes
    Quotes

    *SNIFF*
    It was an honor just to be nominated in a category created just for me. Thank you all! **HAPPY SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY**

    To celebrate, I'm off to CUBA for a week. See you when (if) I get back!

    ===========================
    For interesting Watchtower Society literature quotes, complete with references but without any editorial, check out:
    http://Quotes.JehovahsWitnesses.com

  • larc
    larc

    As I sit here filling out my paper work so I can start getting my Social Security checks in October, a tear comes to my eye in accepting this award. I have so many people to thank. First, I must thank Waiting and RHW who first welcomed me to the group. I was very nervous back in those days. I wish to thank my wife who watched my addiction to this group grow and only occasionaly yelled at me for it. Last but not least, I want to thank my employer's retirement plan that made this all possible.

    Sniff, sniff, I have to leave the stage now.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    : Best All-Around Researcher
    The winner is . . . Farkel!

    Well gee thanks, but pshaaaasasw.

    AlanF deserves that one hands down.

    You never had a "muckraker" category. I didn't stand a chance.

    Farkel with a Sparkel (sic)

  • patio34
    patio34

    Waiting, I was touched by your speech. Especially the yadda yadda part.

    Bitter Mango, i understand your point completely.

    Pureheart and Plmkrzy, thanks and i'm sure there will be more speeches as the day goes on.

    Tatiana, thanks for accepting on Naeblis' behalf.

    Larc, the bit of history was very good.

    Farkel, sorry you didn't have a muckraker category. Maybe next time. But still you won the vote. AlanF did win in the science category. I'll tell you, it was close voting in many categories!

    Quotes, i'm so glad you got the award. You deserve it.

    It was an honor to tabulate the voting and heartwarming to see some of the acceptance speeches. As you know, i also won an award for that thread. I'd like to thank the nominee (my sister Waiting!) and the academy (me) for making it all possible.

    Looking forward to more acceptance speeches.

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