well, I'd like to thank:
my agent
my makeup artist
my parents for giving birth to me
and god, for making the world (sob)
(in style of over-the-top hollywood star)
I'd just say a simple {{{thanks}}}
Oscar Winners!
by patio34 26 Replies latest jw friends
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Simon
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slipnslidemaster
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. This moment is so much bigger than me. This moment is for Venice, Xena, Mr. Moe. It's for the women that stand beside me, Mindspring, safe4kids, Pierced Angel. And it's for every nameless, faceless apostate of color that now has a chance because this door tonight has been opened. Thank you. I'm so honored. I'm so honored. And I thank the Academy for choosing me to be the vessel for which His blessing might flow.
I want to thank my manager, Vincentslidemaster. He's been with me for twelve long years and you fought every fight and you loved me when I've been up, but more importantly you've loved me when I've been down. You have been a manager, a friend and the only father I've ever known. Really. And I love you very much. I want to thank my mom who has given me the strength to fight every single day, to be who I want to be and to give me the courage to dream, that this dream might be happening and possible for me. I love you, Mom, so much. Thank you my gimp, who is just a joy of my life, and Portugal, thank you for giving me peace because only with the peace that you've brought me have I been allowed to go to places that I never even knew I could go. Thank you. I love you and Portugal with all my heart (fuck off Spain).
I want to thank Lions Gate. Thank you. Mikenslidemaster, Tomnslidemaster for making sure everybody knew about this little tiny forum. Thank you for believing in me. Our webmaster Simon, you're a genius. You're a genius. This posting experience was magical for me because of you. You believed in me, you trusted me and you gently guided me to very scary places. I thank you. I want to thank Ivananslidemaster, I could have never figured out who the heck this underated poster was without you. I love you. Thank you. I want to thank Leenslidemaster, my producer. Thank you for giving me this chance, for believing that I could do it. And now tonight I have this. Thank you.
Slipnslidemaster:"Every man dies, not every man really lives.
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waiting
slip.........you're such a shit. But you are funny!
waiting
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refiners fire
"Iam the God JUPITER! And I want to have mad, rampant sex with you all!!"
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VeniceIT
best acceptance speech---slip
hahahahahaha
Ven
"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching!!!"
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TR
I thought maybe there would be a best asshole award. I'd at least get nominated, wouldn't I? How bout best all around 'narrow-minded shallow prick,' then?
TR
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slipnslidemaster
Crap, now I have to think of an acceptance speech for my "Best Acceptance Speech" award.
Slipnslidemaster:"Every man dies, not every man really lives.
-William WallaceUnseen Apostate Directorate of North America