WTS vs. Star Trek

by Farkel 36 Replies latest jw friends

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  GromitSK

  Very funny.

  Star Trek used to beam people up

  WTS beams up its people.
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  Brother of the Hawk

  Was Going to save this for another time, but cannot resist. I SEE FOUR LIGHTS !!!!!!!!!!!
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  scotoma

  Star Trek knew when there audience was leaving them and shut down with dignity.

  WTS script writers all died but the actors are trying to put on a show without a script.
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  JeffT

  Star Trek TV shows and movies are still played all the time, even after 47 years.
  WTS dramas never even play a second time. They are bad enough the first time.

  Disagree, the WTBS has been the same show over and over again. It's just that it wasn't even good the first time.
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  flipper

  FARKEL- Peace out dude. Mr. Flipper
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  GLTirebiter

  Farkel, good to hear from you again!

  Star Trek had professionally written scripts, designed to appeal to both children and adults.

  WTS has tracts from the writing department, appealing to nobody.
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  jgnat

  Star Trek - Sixty minutes to get through a plot line and win the day.

  WTS -8,000 hours per conversion and rising.
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  kurtbethel

  Star Trek - The crew would find a paradise ruled over by a god and see it as stagnation, so they would phaser the god to dust so the people could develop.

  WTS - The governing body take people who have the possibility to develop and promise them a paradise ruled over by a god so that they end up stagnating.

  
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  Farkel

  Star Trek gave us Khan as a villain.
  WTS gives us garage sales as a villain.

  Kirk was single but had sex even with green alien women.
  The WTS barely allows married men to have sex with their own wives.

  In a number of Star Trek episodes, robots did all the work.
  In all the WTS episodes robots do all the work.

  The Enterprise had a 5 year mission and always succeeded in its goals toward that mission.
  The WTS has had a 130 year mission and always fails in its goals toward that mission.

  The Enterprise had Shuttlecrafts.
  The WTS has blue Buick Sedans.

  The Enterprise had a black officer on the bridge from the very beginning.
  It took the WTS 120 years to put a black officer on the bridge.

  No one on the Enterprise was ever shunned for having a meal with a former shipmate.
  Everyone is shunned who has a meal with a former member of the WTS.

  The Prime Directive of the Enterprise was to never try to change the cultures and beliefs of others.
  The Prime Directive of the WTS is to destroy the cultures and beliefs of others.

  Even in the most dramatic episodes, Star Trek always had comic relief.
  There is no comic relief in the WTS.

  Farkel
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  rebel8

  Star Trek had high fashion.

  So did wts.