(Joke):
Johnny the Belthite just phoned me and said a lot of people at Bethel are talking amongst themselves about these New Boy Wackos on the Governing Body, they think these guys are over the top and are suffering from Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
I asked Johnny where they got their information he said everybodies is looking it up on Wikipeadia. He said Tony M and Stephen L are freaking out in the psychiatric ward mumbling something about Satan had posessed the internet and was out to get them over this issue of universal soverneignty.
They are both on lithium and are expected home at bethel but must keep on their staight jackets and are to be kept away from sharp objects. There was some talk about a new type of koolaid drink they were preparing in the Bethel dinning hall, which they had accidently dropped in some cyanide, but that was cleaned up by the emergency responce team, and the potentially dangerous situation is over.
They are on restriction from all Bethel duties and there is some talk about them being replaced by some New Boys from Guyana, Jonestown, South America, but nothing is certain.
Things has settled down now but it seems as though Gerrit L is still rambling something about don't give him a college education as he likened it to bullet brain surgery.
David S said he like the idea as he rambled incoherently something about Governing Body ruling in heaven and earth both at the same time.
Needless to say people here at Bethel are having some second thought about the high rate of mental illness among the Governing Body members, some seem to think they are finally getting direct messages from the Almighty and soon they will be up and running again.