Live To 150?

by metatron 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • Apognophos
    Apognophos

    Is there a drug that will kick in and kill me as soon as I become decrepit and dependent on others, whether it's 50, 60, 70, etc.? I'd be much more interested in that.

  • James Brown
    James Brown

    Is there a drug that will kick in and kill me as soon as I become decrepit and dependent on others, whether it's 50, 60, 70, etc.? I'd be much more interested in that

    It's called a 38 to the head.

    Or take a handful of tylenol pm's and then put a belt around your neck and hook it to the door handle and sit down.

    Hanging is the easiest thing in the world.

    I worked 10 years in the county jail. I was cutting people down off the wall and ceiling all the time.

  • Slidin Fast
    Slidin Fast

    I am going to extract the meaty goodness from this thread. I will increase my consumption of red wine and report to you how well it worked. You can expect my fully referenced paper shortly after it has stopped working.

  • metatron
    metatron

    I know about some people who take Metformin for life extension. You can get a lot of that stuff from the internet, as foreign pharmacies will ship it to you without a prescription - for a small premium over prices here.

    I am very disappointed that nothing seems to have emerged from Russia about SKQ-1. It was supposed to be available by now.

    I also hope for some updates on the Bergamini experiments in which he created old rats with perfect, youthful livers by alternating fasting together with a drug called Acipimox. We need to see if this could 'clear' all organs of defective, age related proteins and if it extends life span.

    metatron

  • EntirelyPossible
    EntirelyPossible

    I worked 10 years in the county jail. I was cutting people down off the wall and ceiling all the time.

    I'd hang myself too if I had to listen you dron on night after night. There are laws against cruel and unusual punishment.

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