New Pope about to come out
by new22day 303 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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cofty
Earlier in the week 99.8% of the people of the Falklands told Argentina to F~~~ OFF!
god must be letting them play at pope as a consolation prize.
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mouthy
Well my old man would have been pleased. My Hubbies name was Francis, & He was a Catholic.
My hubby would have been 89 today his birthday had he lived -
144001
No offense intended to the catholics among us, but . . .
I find it hard to respect a church that covered up molestations of children perpetrated by more than 400 of its priests.
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Finkelstein
On being asked about the pedophilia problem within the church and what attempts are you going to pursue to rectify the problem,
the new Pope said in return " What Pedophilia problem ? "
" Just one more question guys, I've got to get fitted for my new Pope hat, shoes and ring, this is going to be so cool ! "
" Anyone want to be the first person to kneel before me and kiss my hand ? "
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franticfran
Is it me?? am I the new pope?? Oh no I cant be Im a girl. mm
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Phizzy
Pope Frankie a ? suddenly the catch phrase of Brit comedian Frnkie Howerd popped into my fevered brain: "Don't mock Francis !".
I don't know why I thought of that, but even if he does not choose the name, this Pope will be mocked as were the ones before him.
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OnTheWayOut
" Anyone want to be the first person to kneel before me and kiss my hand ? "
Right after you wash my feet.
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franticfran
I think I will look rather fetching in a long frock and that darling gold hat will give me much needed height
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new22day
Well, I'm glad he's from Argentina and it's great he takes public transit. He's down with the peeps. I for one like the little guy and wish him the best and his age doesn't bother me. 'They' say he's a minimalist and I like that.
As for child abuse, gay rights, birth control, etc. - Meh. The majority of people left this church behind decades ago. IMO, it will have to be a radical transformation to gain any relevance among modern thinkers and a rejection of most of what they put in that silly book they produced.Edted to add: And we all know that ain't gonna happen.