For those claiming to be Christ: you are not! I am (page 2)

Comatose

EVERYONE gets it. They were being sarcastic too. Erase your second comment so you know doesnt know whats up. It was very well done. Loved it. I do by the way choose YOU over the other poser on JWN.

YOU have demonstrated more clearly why YOU are the Messiah.

Londo111

AndDontCallMeShirley: who was your forerunner? Every Messiah needs one. Just like Naked Gun's forerunner was Police Squad!

That's stupid. If you start with the revolt of the Jews against Artaxexes in 350 BC and add the 2300 days of Daniel 8:14 you arrive at 1951 the year I was born. All the rest of the people born in 1951 are nobodies so I must be somebody special. I could add a thousand pages of cut and paste history but I'm too lazy so you'll have to take my statement on faith. All information is free of charge, although I wouldn't be offended by a small donation. Well, I will be if its TOO small, but remember its for a good cause.

mrsjones5

"At least two people got the joke ! It helps when a person actually reads it BEFORE commenting!"

Oh good lord, I got it from the getgo. Apparently you overlooked the eye wink. Spoofing the spoofs is nothing new here.

By the way, you're still on the list.

punkofnice

Ho De Ho my pretties!

I am the first man to journey to the moon using a piece of string, a lawnmower and an anvil.

Sadly I lost the photographs.

It was nice to meet you there Jesus. How's your Dad? Still a psycho?

THE GLADIATOR

Ah Shirley - it was subtracting your grandmother's shoe size from 485 BCE and adding 20 years that convinced me you are the messiah. You see no one can fake their shoe size! And you talk to me as does Lars - it doesn't get better - unless there is a third contender for the throne?

soontobe

I AM SPARTACUS

AndDontCallMeShirley

mrsjones5: Oh good lord, I got it from the getgo. Apparently you overlooked the eye wink. Spoofing the spoofs is nothing new here.

ADCMS: Sorry, being so new here I haven't had enough time to figure everyone out yet! You posted a comment in something like 3 minutes after I posted my topic, so I figured you read the title and concluded "another nutjob" and just moved on with your day. You're a fast reader! Thanks. You're on my list too!

Londo111:who was your forerunner?

ADCMS: Toyota was my forerunner. I owned a Ford Bronco prior to that.

punkofnice: It was nice to meet you there Jesus. How's your Dad? Still a psycho?

ADCMS: Thanks! And, yes, he is. We're seeking help for him.

THE GLADIATOR: it was subtracting your grandmother's shoe size from 485 BCE and adding 20 years that convinced me you are the messiah.You see no one can fake their shoe size!

ADCMS: So true! Christ wannabees miss this point everytime. This separates true messiahs from the false.

JeffT: If you start with the revolt of the Jews against Artaxexes in 350 BC and add the 2300 days of Daniel 8:14 you arrive at 1951 the year I was born.

ADCMS: Amateur mistake, my friend! Re-read my post. You mixed the solar calendar with the lunar calendar and drew a straight timeline. You may have to read my article several times to pick up on the flawless arguments, logical development (and use of notes), unerring accuracy and solid evidence.

For those claiming to be Christ: you are not! I am

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