My life of Debauchery since leaving WTBT$-They were right!!! (page 2)

Newly Enlightened

Y'all are just too humorous!

Don't forget the going and buying Lotto scratchers!

Gee, she must get her warped sense of humor from her dad. [Brother of the Hawk]

Dismissing servant

Maybe we all should try that debauchery?? It sounds quite nice.

You know, when I first started reading your post I thought it was an excerpt from a biography of a member of the Manson Family, maybe The Chuckster himself. My god! Sex? With your husband? More than missionary? I see a Judicial Committee in your future, young lady!

Monty Python? You've progressed from "loose conduct" to "brazen". I know most members here are ex-JW, but come on! Even we have standards.

My advice:

quit shagging your husband and go out in Service

Get some help and quit the drugs- admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery. No one here is buying the "allergies" ploy, either. I may have fallen off the turnip truck but it wasn't yesterday.

Rock and Roll is related to the first two- you cannot have sex and drugs without it. You can't beat Kingdom Melodies for a rippin' good time. Ever moshed to "We are Jehovah's Witnesses"? Then you haven't lived, girlfriend.

If you crave violence, put down the video games and read your Bible. Do any of your video games depict anything close to David collecting a couple hundred foreskins from dead Philistines? (they were dicks, I know). Anyone getting pierced through their naughty bits with a spear? I think not. X Box cannot compete with the Bible. I mean, what's the worst you can do in a video game- shoot a zombie in the head? Hell, WT has connect-the-dots "just for fun" pictures for kids that are better than that!

I will pray for you. The Big Guy is my Dad, you know.

exwhyzee

They'll tell you if you're doing we'll after leaving the truth, it's because Satan has won you over and is deceiving you by making it seem as if you are on the right course. If you are doing poorly, it's because you've lost Jehovah's blessing and Satan has you in his power. They've got it set up so no matter what happens...leaving is the worst thing you can possibly do.

Julia Orwell

Seriously is Life of Brian rated R in America? It's rated M15+ here. And even when I was a hook-line-and-sinker Witness I watched it because it wasn't actually about Jesus like so many other JWs supposed - bunch of doofuses, it was about Brian and sent up religion in general...it was very careful at the beginning to clearly switch away from Jesus to Brian for that very reason.

It's an hilarious movie sending up religious nuttery, not Jesus!!!

And Gojira you little debauched one! Listening to that music! Having sex with your husband!

whathappened

Live life large!

neverscreamagain

I have also sunken to the depths of depravity.

Well here it is - I have been playing BINGO!

Habitually and BRAZENLY!

finally awake

We just watched "Hotel Transylvania" - we are so very brazen LOL.

flipper

Mrs. Flipper and I must really be " sinful ". In 7 years since we met- we've played over 1,200 games of Scrabble ! And our bedroom antics are things of legend ! Donkeys, midgets, circus carnies, one eyed weasels, and bull mooses come pouring out of our closet at the drop of a hint of ecstasy . Should we go to the elders ? ( Joking ) Peace out, Mr. Flipper

wasblind

Leave the elders out Flipp. They might wanna make a video

I bought me a push up bra that screamed debauchery at it's best

couldn't wear it though. It pushed my girls up and into my throat

like to closed off my esophogus. Nearly choked me to death ( Just kiddin' )

I guess push up are made for smaller sized women, anyway I thought it would help

lift 'em off my lapp

I'm goin' to go buy me some more debached stuff and try it out

Maybe a thong

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My life of Debauchery since leaving WTBT$-They were right!!!