Flipper:
"one eyed weasels"
Kinky!
My life of Debauchery since leaving WTBT$-They were right!!!
by Gojira_101 24 Replies latest jw friends
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Gojira_101
Good morning everyone,
Wow I did not think I'd be at 2 pages and have so many people post on this. I will try to comment on each person's post, but please forgive me if I forget someone.
@ Sooner: Thanks! I figured since I'm living a debauched life, I mind as well go all the way.
@ Finklestein:
@ St. George: Some days I just can't bare the guilt of leaving WTBT$, I'm so unhappy since leaving....NOT!!!!!!
@ Cantleave: I guess since it is our decision to live this debauched lifestyle, we are going to burn in hell for it. At least we can finally meet in person right?
@ 2+2=5: Well at least we can be scum together right? You've gotten to the point of sacrificing your kids on the alter of Satan, but have to gone to eating babies yet? Congrats on being out 6 months!!!! It feels great doesn't it?
@ wasblind: I don't mind being called Jezebel, but just to clarify I look nothing like the Jezebel from the My Book of Bible Stories. I think I'm much hotter than her
@ Suraj: I'm glad this made you smile
@ Finally awake: You are awful, I haven't even gotten to that point of debauchery. You need to confess your sins to the elders so you can be punished and feel god's love!!!!! I really do hope they can straiten you and your family out!!!!
@ Billy: I can't stand soap opera's but yes I've given in to the whole corny teenage vampire love stories...I just can't help myself!!!! I like your idea of brushing your teeth with vodka, that will help me to hit the bottle early! Great idea In all seriousness, that is great you aren't drinking as much. I know my anger issues and hating people are all but gone now. I don't have the constantly being tired all the time. It's amazing how your whole outlook on life changes once you leave WT.
@ mom: Lottery tickets? Really? I'm going to have to call your elders right now and get your df'ed, I can't believe my own mother is this debauched. And you know where I get my warped sense of humor, don't blame dad, it's from you!!!!!
@ Dismissing servant: Debauchery, it does the body good
@ ADCMS: You will require your own separate. Coming soon!
@ XYZ: So true, it's damned if you do and damned if you don't with WTBT$
@ Julia: Yes it's rated R over here, I haven't watched it yet, but I'm thinking if they rated it follow today's standard it would probably be PG-13, hubby and I are going to watch the movie today. I can't wait, I love Monty Python's search for the holy grail. That is my favorite movie. And yes I know I'm debauched!
@ whathappened: I plan to and I might even get a tattoo! If I could get past the needles, and threat of diseases.
@ neverscreamagain: OH MY GOD, Bob Ross is on here too. I love how you paint your happy little trees! But really, playing BINGO? the debauchery is just too much!
@ finally awake: I love that movie, it was so funny. I plan on buying that movie here soon. My hubby loves Adam Sandler and with his Dracula accent...it's just to funny.
@ Mr. Flipper: Dude that is TMI! I don't need to know about about your bedroom antics....but you did forget to mention the clowns.
@ wasblind: The first thing I did too was go buy a push up. Man my hubby attack me!!!!! lol (jk). I also went and bought a pair of satin purple 4 inch heels. I can barely walk, but man do I love the debauchery!!!!
I love all of your comments. I've been laughing this whole time while typing. I guess it's good all of us debauched evil apostates have found each other
Y'all keep up with the debauched lifestyle!
G
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Gojira_101
ADCMS:
Oh LORD I’m so honored you grace my humble post with your presence and you have taken time out of your busy schedule of your second coming to help your poor humble servant.
Lord since you are concerned about me, will you take time to answer a few of my questions?
LORD I know how you and your father feeling about us lowly humans taking blood, I must ask oh LORD, why did you create blood sucking incest’s? Mosquitoes, leeches, ticks, all of these feed off the blood of living things, so why then forbid us to take blood to save our lives?
LORD I also for the life of me can’t figure out why you would direct your Faithful Slave to build Beth Sarim? I just can’t understand this, please help me LORD to open my eyes to your wisdom.
Also LORD I don’t want to put you to the test, but what were you thinking when directing the Whacker Brothers in making that video for the deaf? I have had to do so much damage control with the deaf community and other hearing interpreters, they think it’s hilarious and I have tried to up hold your name and get them to take it seriously, but it’s been to no avail.
LORD I have also measured the Great Pyramid and I cannot get the same measurements as your faithful servant Russell on 1914. LORD what am I doing wrong?
LORD, why did you have your faithful servant David collect the foreskin? Did you need the leather for a hat?
Last LORD, My 7 friends and I have been writing books and articles against the government so we can get arrested for sedition to make it look like we’re being persecuted in your name…, but again it’s just not working. Please help us LORD?
Humbly your faithful servant Gojira and in your name. AMEN!!!
P.S. LORD please forgive me, but I can’t stand your new music because it sounds too much like church chorus music, and for years LORD your Faith Slave has been telling us not to listen to Church music, but since this is your will LORD I will force myself to listen to your music now.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
Gojira-
why then forbid us to take blood to save our lives?
ADCMS: I didn't. After 134 years of existence the WT still does not understand this is a dietary prohibition, not a medical mandate. It's a moot point anyway. Until 1961 the WT did allow blood transfusions...but banned organ transplants. I allowed Jews to eat the unbled meat of animals they found already dead; and, they could sell unbled meat to foreigners. Pouring out blood was to be done when a life was taken, as it acknowledged god (Dad) as the life giver. My child- is anyone killed when blood is donated? This docrine makes sense if you throw out all logic. It came from the mind of Fred Franz- need I say more?
LORD I also for the life of me can’t figure out why you would direct your Faithful Slave to build Beth Sarim?
ADCMS: Rutherfraud built it all on his own. I am not in the real estate business. You may remember when I was here on earth the first time I had 'no where to lay my head'. Rutherfraud wanted a winter getaway in sunny San Diego, and he duped the rank-and-file into building him a mansion under the guise it was for the "ancient worthies". By the way, have you heard of Beth-Shan? Neither have most Jehovah's Witnesses.
Also LORD I don’t want to put you to the test, but what were you thinking when directing the Whacker Brothers in making that video for the deaf?
ADCMS: No comment. I'm taking a "hands-off" approach to this one.
LORD, why did you have your faithful servant David collect the foreskin?
ADCMS: This is easy. It's practical. You see, 200 foreskins make a nice wallet. But, rub the wallet and it turns into a nice suitcase.
P.S. LORD please forgive me, but I can’t stand your new music because it sounds too much like church chorus music,
ADCMS: This is why god invented earplugs. Use them!
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Gojira_101
OH good sir Knight...um...I mean LORD, you are just and wise, will you come and help me on my quest from GOD to find the Holy Grail?