Subject shoulda tipped you people off!
Couple of weeks back, I was busy winding up my evening at a gay nightclub near my home in Johannesburg, when across the room I notice this drop-dead-gorgeous woman sitting there with her obviously gay friend. So I stare at her a bit, get some eye-contact going, and I reckoned I was making some decent progress! To my utter surprise (as I was about to do this myself), she gets up and walks across the room towards me, grinning from ear to ear. Little alarm bells go off in my head, but I was thinking with my crotch as usual, so when she reachs my couch I'm all ears! Here's what she said:
"Hi, my gay friend is really shy and would like to meet you, in fact he asked me to set you up with him!"
WELL WHAT CAN I SAY. GOSHDARNIT.
And only Reborn2002 knows the real tRo0F about SYN, now doesn't he! (2SYN is also me, obviously, I just use her whenever I hit postlimit!)
I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa