by SYN 51 Replies latest jw experiences
Xander: All Your Base Are Belong To Us! HAHAHA! Move, Zig! You know what you doing!
I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
Really? That's only 7 hours (assuming an hour lunch)? Not too shabby...looking for PC support reps down there???
A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
--George Santayana
I don't think you'd like Africa much. You get lions hanging out in your backyard sometimes, and those giraffes can be a bitch if they decide to leave giant brown 'presents' all over your lovely roses.
I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
I have an animated .gif of that on my website, so I could keep going, but I suppose it would start getting silly.
(What you say??)
A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
--George Santayana
AHAH! I've got it too! It's classic, isn't it?
SCREEN TURN ON!
I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
You get lions hanging out in your backyard sometimes
Hmmmmm...looking to move somewhere in our Pacific Northwest, actually. I'll take a Lion over a grizzly any day.
giraffes can be a bitch if they decide to leave giant brown 'presents' all over your lovely roses.
Giraffes, huh? Never seen one in person.
I do think the sun would be a little much, though. I like it overcast and rainy. ALL the time.
A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
--George Santayana
Then you'd shrivel up and die here. It beats down all day, every day during winter, and the rain is very brief in summer (brief & violent, sometimes it rains frogs and fish, although bedsteads do cause comment).
Giraffes rock! They're the tallest mammals on Earth! It's a miracle they ever manage to stand up right. They are the ballerinas of the animal world. There's tons of interesting animals in Africa. Geckos, killer ducks (literally - they nail fish), deadly snakes all over the show, mosquitoes the size of small aircraft, ants that can kill you if enough of them bite you, killer bees, rhinos, buffalo, cheetah, wildebeest, elephants, impala, praying mantises the size of your hand, ostriches, you name it. And don't get me started on the crime.
Lovely place.
I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa
Then you'd shrivel up and die here.
Oh yeah, well you'd be a little popsicle up here! It is rare lately that our summers get above 80, and we just finished shovelling a foot of snow of our cars (LAST WEEK BABY!! YEAH!!!)
It beats down all day, every day during winter,
Ugh, baby that's just not by bag.
And don't get me started on the crime.
That mean it's bad? Had a theory about that - notice where all the major 'hot spots' for conflict in the world are? Right along the equator, huh? It's the sun, I tell ya. Drives people mad.
Give me good, thick, cloud cover any day!
A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
--George Santayana
The last time I went to a gay club I was standing over a balcony...got sick and hurled all over a drag queen that was standing below. Very funny, except I wasted all that tequila and beer...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Did I miss something? Why were you in a gay nightclub?!
