LOL! That one was really good.
This reminds me of something that happened to me. I worked as a teacher in a "not so good" suburb to one of the major cities in my country. In that school some boys were putting on fires, to get the fire alarm going and the fire brigade to come.
When the alarm bells sounded all student were supposed to evacuate an to gather at a football ground close to the school. So when the alarm went on I ran to the football ground with my students. For some reason I forgot my bag/briefcase at the football ground when the fire was put out. We went in to the building, continuing the school day. Then I discovered...my briefcase is gone. I could not find it. I looked for it around the school, but I could not see it anywhere.
Then I remembered the fire alarm...maybe I forgot my bag at the football ground. I thought that if I did, it would certainly be stolen, and all my important stuf in it should be gone. But anyhow..I went to the football ground and saw my briefcase. Nothing in it was stolen or removed. Those teenagers were really honest and good to me. They were not JW's! :-P