I'M SERIOUS!!!! If you eat cupcakes you will die at the Big "A"

by Gojira_101 34 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Roberta804
    Roberta804

    I hate those kind of memories. Hopefully my little experience can put some sugar on top:

    Third grade; Early May; Project: clay vase for mother's day;

    My entire class was thrilled about getting their Mother's vase back from the kiln, they were all so colorful with our names proudly displayed on the bottom with the date our little hands molded it. We spent the end of the day making our own wrapping paper and carefully wrapping it before we took it home. The bell rang. Mrs. W. carefully counted heads as we made our way out the door. As I rounded the corner I threw my mother's day gift into the trash. She stopped me and I had to explain to her that my mom would throw it away because it is for Mother's day. "May I keep it ?" Mrs. W. asked. "Yeah, you can have it".

    Fast forward 9 years. I was graduating that week and I wanted to see my own elementary school one more time. When I walked past a room that was down the hall from my old classroom, there was Mrs. W. sitting at her desk. "Remember me?" peeking inside the doorway. She didn't know who I was, but she asked me to come in. As I approached her desk, it was neat and tidy as she always kept it with a small clay vase that could only hold three pencils. I picked it up, turned it over, "This is who I am". She smiled, "How could I forget you!"

  • Cold Steel
    Cold Steel

    Look, I like cupcakes as much as anyone, but if Jehovah is going to kill me at Armegeddon I think I'll just have the yogurt pudding packed in my little lunch bag. Nice chicken sandwich with Miracle Whip (because he'll "whip" me if I don't finish it), some corn chips, the yogurt, some angel cake and a copy of Awake! Who needs cupcakes when YOU have the Truth? Besides, why tell the old man it was a birthday? Tell him it was a school project celebrating the sacrifice of children to the heathen god Molech. Tell him the entire class donated blood and they had cupcakes to rebalance sugar levels. Nothing like a cupcake and a little orange juice after giving a pint of blood!

    Or better, engage him in a little theological tˆte-…-tˆte. Hand him a Bible and ask him to show you where Jehovah hates cupcakes and birthdays. He'll appreciate your intellectual curiosity and willingness to be taught. Either that or he'll slap "that look" off your face, one or the other. Every family is different.

    What this country needs is more honor killings...and psychotropic drugs.

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Such a sad story. I remember how deadly eating cupcakes was supposed to be when I was a schoolkid.

    In order to make up for all the stuff I missed out on before leaving the bOrg, here's my favorite birthday cupcakes...

  • return of parakeet
    return of parakeet

    wha happened: " they might as well save up to pay for their children's therapy "

    The dubs have that covered too. They discourage anyone from seeking mental health care. So that poor kid will be messed up for the rest of her life.

    This is exhibit "A" for taking a nice normal kid and turning her into a neurotic dub.

    Bastards.

  • neverscreamagain
    neverscreamagain

    Roberta804- What a wonderful memory! Good teachers are really made of some amazing stuff.

    I had a high school literature and composition teacher that is a key reason why I was able to escape the Borg.

    He taught me how to think and reason. Some day I will thank him personally.

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    That's messed up. Fanatics. That poor kid will forever have morbid fears of being killed by God.

  • talesin
    talesin

    That takes me back to my childhood ....

  • Gojira_101
    Gojira_101

    @ Wha Happened: Yes sir! It is abuse! I wish I would have been awake at the time. I would have called Child Protective Services on them. Add another regret to my growing list.

    @ LisaRose: It's like what Caleb's mom did to him regarding throwing Sparlock in the trash. The parent makes it look like the child is making their own decision, but really the parent is manipulating the kids to "do the right thing" This is what my "friends" did to their kids. They are fear mongers, and now I see the same thing is my husband's nephew. He's just as twisted at they are. I just hope now that he's close to a teen and starting o get rebellious that he will wake up. If he decides to leave and his parents shun, him at least my husband and I will be there for him. I really hope he wakes up and doesn't get suckered into the Borg.

    @ADCMS: I really feel for your soul brother! We need to bring this sin before the elders and get it resolved because Jehovah loves you and he needs to discipline you to show you he loves you. I've always been warned about the Darkside and not to listen to their propaganda and manipulating people with the lure of cookies...There slogan haunts me nightly. "Come to the Darkside, we have cookies"

    You do raise a valid point. If this god Jehovah is " so overly sensitive and immature that eating a cupcake sends him over the edge into homicidal rage"why do people (AKA JW) not wake up to the fact that is not the loving God from the bible. Oh right, It's a cult!

    @ Roberta: I really feel for you not being able to give your mom that vase for Mom's day, but I started crying when your teacher kept the vase. I'm sure your teacher was horrified you just threw all your hard work in the trash, that was very loving on her part to save it all these years. Thank you for sharing that story :) Makes me feel like there is still hope in the human race even if the JW's are just mindless Borg with no feelings.

    @ Cold Steel: It's was funny because when my mom called me yesterday about this topic (I guess I never told her) she told me she ate many B-day cupcakes in school, but she never told her parents.....that would be the best approach to do, just don't tell anyone. This little girl though was so sweet and innocent, she fully trusts and listens to her parents....I love the cartoons!

    @ Billy: OH BILLY HAHAHAHA. I'm glad you weren't traumatized by not eating your cupcakes as a child, and thank God you are finally able to eat your cupcakes now!!! Oh wait that sounds dirty TEE HEE.

    @Return of Parakeet: Agree 100%! She is going to grow up and be as twisted as the rest of us.

    @Neverscreamagain: Thank God for good teachers! You should track down that teacher and give them a big ol' hug and thank them!

    @Julia: And then we wonder why JW's have so many mental problems later in life. I was the same way. I'd have panic attacks all the time that would just come out of the blue. The attacks always centered around God killing me because I wasn't doing enough. I'm happy to say those attacks have stopped all together now. It makes me sick how the JW's are fear mongers!

    @Talesin: Big hug my friend I'm sorry! We all have scars from the cult, whether physical, emotional or mental, but my mom always said to me growing up "What doesn't kill you, will make you stronger" Since you are still alive, you are a stronger person for it!!!!!

    @ Everyone else: I'm sorry if I missed your comment, but I thank you for it!

    @ MOM: I want cupcakes for my birthday this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Gojira (I will never compromise my loyalty or integrity)

  • LouBelle
    LouBelle

    So very very horrid. I remember saying no to birthday cake at school and not taking a cake to school when it was my birthday.

    A very sad story!

    That is why now I celebrate my birthdays, even if it's a quite one , like this year, I took myself out for a nice meal (my friends were all out of town and my family was irritating me)

  • outsmartthesystem
    outsmartthesystem

    Gojira....that is disgusting and almost made me cry too!

    As many people here know....I am going through a divorce and I have young children. When my children are with me.....they have options. I explain to them why I celebrate holidays and birthdays and why I don't believe the bible teaches that you CANT. But I always leave it up to them to decide if they want to celebrate. Thus far we have enjoyed Valentines Day, ST Pattys Day, and Easter as well as our birthdays. But each time.....they ask me to PLEASE PLEASE don't tell mom! Well, my youngest is known to spill the beans after getting grilled by her mom. She spilled the beans about the Easter basket we made and took to the pediatric wing of the hospital. Well.....my soon to be ex laid it on my oldest (not even 7 years old yet). So much so that my oldest recently told me "dad, I really liked what we did for the sick children at the hospital and I don't think holidays are bad......but I don't know if I want to do them anymore because I get in so much trouble with mom after (sister) tells on us." "Mom was REALLY mad at me and told me I need to set a better example for (sister).

    It broke my heart. I would NEVER force them to do anything they felt uncomfortable with. This damn cult is trying to control what goes on when my children are with me at MY house by means of blackmail and bullying my children when they are AWAY from me.

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