What naughty things are JWs allowed to do?

by usualusername 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Spiritual abuse. The witlesses abuse everyone spiritually, claiming that you need to forfeit your rights to appease the weakest conscience. Sex is regulated (yet the hounders are allowed to molest children, so long as their motive is to ruin their lives). People are not allowed to explore other ways to spirituality. Wasted time--field circus, boasting sessions.

    They trash the environment. Witlesses waste much energy on field circus. The thermostats rarely work in the Kingdumb Hell, while the idiot working them never knows how to run it properly. They never recycle anything. They are responsible for more of those foam coffee cups and burger holders than most worldly people. They are behind on energy efficiency--back in the 1990s, they were late to adopt CFL lights (and that was when they were actually halfway decent). Now, they are reluctant to adopt the even more efficient yet higher quality LEDs. (Plus they are likely to leave lights on when not reasonably needed.)

    They lie. How many people sold out for 1975 only to be stung? Armageddon was supposed to come during the first half of the 1990s, yet we are 20 years later and no Armageddon. It was supposed to come late 2006 or early 2007, according to "Our Deliverance Is AT HAND". No show.

    They are dishonest. Extortion is the order of the day. Pledge forms and pious-sneer slips shoved in people's faces are fairly common. Extortion at a$$emblies is common, as they create a deficit on purpose to eliminate people's personal funds. They bleed congregation accounts every time they get sufficient to independently do needed work. And so on.

    They abuse children, and not just sexually. Many are shamed for the act of eating a cupcake at a birthday party or a Christmas cookie at school. Too many waste school vacations pious-sneering. They get scared into being baptized as young as age 6. "Bad associations" is used to isolate children at school. They keep children up late on school nights for boasting sessions, sometimes running as late as 10 PM or even later. (At that, on test nights.) They put field circus or boasting sessions ahead of school work. They squash dreams of children. And never mind the beatings and threats of more beatings that happens at boasting sessions or out in field circus, let alone being expected to sit still for a boasting session and then not complain after 4-6 hours or more of field circus is itself abuse. Besides, they strip childhood of anything that might compete with boasting sessions and field circus.

    And they do every sort of shameful thing the cat lick church does while bashing the cat lick church for doing the exact same thing.

  • clearpoison
    clearpoison

    For those with low christian standards

    In extreme cases caress your spouses breasts.

    CP

  • LouBelle
    LouBelle

    For those that are gung ho you don't do anything naughty. For some of us that did do a couple of naughty things: masturbate, get tipsy, kiss worldly boys - you felt guilty, filthy, bad, prayed for forgiveness and the strength not to do it again.

  • designs
    designs

    jeremiah- that was pretty funny, good list. For the brothers, having a well stocked frig in your RV at the summer assemblies. For the sisters, toe rings and going rambo at the DCs.

    LouBelle- guilt was its own reward.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    'For the sisters, toe rings and going rambo at the DCs.'

    Same as commando?

    S

  • LouBelle
    LouBelle

    nose ring! I had my nose pierced and I went on un-assigned territory with it - this was before it bacame the rage. It looked so pretty - I was made to feel so very guilty about it - I took it out :(

    I permed my hair once - was told it looked to wild and worldly (I had very very long hair) So they wouldn't let me get baptised.

  • usualusername
    usualusername

    I once picked my nose...

  • Newly Enlightened
    Newly Enlightened

    I ate a birthday cupcake in grade school and tried some wacky tobacky in Jr. high.

  • jam
    jam

    Funny story< my son when he was a teenager, still

    attending the meetings but knew it was BS. The only

    friends he had were JW,s. One evening while visting

    his two JW buddies, they decided to invite three sisters

    over (JW,s). The parents out for the evening. Things got

    steamy (all 15-16 of age), no fornication. After the girls left,

    my son said both of his buddies got on their knees and

    begain to pray out loud,"Please foergive us Jehovah".

    My son just shook his head, what the hell. Two weeks later

    the girls was back and the boys were on their knees once more.LOL

  • dazed but not confused
    dazed but not confused

    I knew some naughty ones who watched...shhhh PG-13 movies

    There were some families I knew that would only watch G movies and some PG movies.

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