What naughty things are JWs allowed to do?

by usualusername 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    JW's are allowed to "keep counting their time" while they are sitting at Starbucks/Dunkin Donuts/Tim Horton's.

    They "round up" their field recruiting time, sometimes by several hours.

    JW elders are allowed to ask a hot sister for details of her fornication at her JC.

    Sometimes, a JW will show up to clean the assembly hall with a tiny NIKE logo on their otherwise plain shirt when they know they are supposed to wear totally plain shirts.

    Married JW's are "allowed" to let her get on top or even have him enter from the rear, providing they don't talk about it to others.

    Sometimes, the wildest JW guys will leave their top button undone and hide it behind the tie.

    Sometimes, the boldest sisters will just pretend they are following along in their own Bibles when the speaker tells them to open to a scripture.

  • biometrics
    biometrics

    " Tell people they abstain from blood and then accept boatloads of blood product from the donor blood supply."

    How about not being allowed to donate blood, but being allowed to accept all its individual parts. Not a very loving arrangement.

  • usualusername
    usualusername

    Asking for a contribution for the mags is frowned upon.

    I think its without charge or something like that!

  • chapstick
    chapstick

    Fantasize about sex while giving a talk on porngraphy...

  • GLTirebiter
    GLTirebiter

    Marvin hit it on the head with #2 and #5. This goes beyond naughty; it is downright wicked to be such a parasite!

    2. Tell people they abstain from blood and then accept boatloads of blood product from the donor blood supply.
    5. Claim to love thy neighbor but refuse to donate blood for their neighbors as their neighbors donate for them.
  • andys
    andys

    Clean the Kingdom Hall toilets.................................. rub a dub am using the scrub brush to clean the toilets......................................

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