Let's pretend we're all WRONG about religion. Let's say you die and wake up and cows are running the universe. You've got a bunch of bald guys wearing pastel chiffon getups offering everyone else bee pollen. Meanwhile, a guy with horns and a red skintight outfit comes up and shows you a photo of you eating a cheeseburger. Okay, you know you're in deep. The only way it could get worse is if onion rings could sit in judgment of you. But now you've got a lot of holy cows looking to settle old scores.
Staying on this discussion group for over 8 years has been worth it just so that I could read this post!
Watchtower theology is NO LESS ridiculous than the tale you've spun. We are just accustomed to hearing it over and over and over.
Chatty serpents, horny angels, Giants, Ass Jawbones as weapons of mass destruction are exactly the same kind of tale-spinning! If only you'd gotten
your story in place BEFORE the Watchtower did their's!