The day JEHOVAH.....went POP!

by Terry 31 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Terry
    Terry

    Think about this.

    Go way back...far far back in history.

    Go back before the Internet. Go back farther.

    Go back before newspapers, TV and radio.

    Go waaaaay back before there was public education.

    Return to a time when there were no Universities or libraries.

    Go even farther back in time and return to when it was thousands of years before any Modern era.

    People got their ideas from their families and neighbors and their own imaginings!

    Everything was rumor. Everything was imagination, guesswork and superstitious reasoning.

    How far back are you now?

    You are back to a point when you cannot PROVE anything.

    GASP!!

    The person with the outrageous story, fable, idea or concept is the STORYTELLER...the better the story....the more listeners there are!

    Exciting stories.

    Amazingly mysterious stories.

    Who is to say they aren't....somehow...TRUE?

    Your local shaman, priest, rabbi, prophet, sage or witch doctor is your ONE SOURCE of "information" about the UNseen world.

    There, my friends, IS WHERE YOU'LL FIND GOD! Yep, old Jehovah. He popped up one night around the campfire!

    Amazing stories with Jehovah! Mysterious, miraculous and frightening stories with Jehovah!

    Untestable. Unprovable...but exciting! And.....they EXPLAIN SO MUCH!!

    Jehovah was better than Batman or Superman or Ironman. He was invisible and Almighty! (And scary.....and-----unprovable.)

    Years pass. Centuries.

    People are more and more sophisticated. They grow curious and test ideas for factual content. Hmmmm.....

    God began to grow smaller and smaller.

    As mankind invented logic, reasoning and science Jehovah God shrank and grew fainter..... and..... smaller.

    By the time Aristotle tutored Alexander the Great and Greece conquered the known world it was only

    THE GREEK PASSION FOR KNOWLEDGE that stood against the backward religious myths of indigenous peoples.

    Suddenly, the God bubble popped very loudly! POP!

    By the end of the Book of Malachi there is a deafening silence from "God". Shhhhhhhhh hhhhh......

    By the time stories of Jesus circulated (by word of mouth) we have a wandering Rabbi filling the shoes of a latter day SOCRATES.

    Jesus was sort of a thinly disguised Socrates in his manner of teaching. Answering a question with a question. A gadfly. Put to death....

    Pagan ideas, Platonic patterns and Gnostic speculations flavored the soup of Messianic passions.

    But, GOD HAD VANISHED.

    POP!

    God has gone where the unicorns have gone and the fairies and minotaurs and demigods of old.

    GOD was the best idea men could come up with before they really KNEW anything real.

    God is invisible today and silent. Only hand puppets speak for him.

    Believe at your own risk. The hand inside the puppet is reaching for your mind and your servitude.

    Beware!!

  • JWB
    JWB

    Be careful Terry, Jehovah might read your post and get very very angry with you!

  • Terry
    Terry

    He knows when you are sleeping

    He knows when you're awake

    He knows when you've been bad or good......

    so be GOOD for goodness sake!

  • Jomavrick
    Jomavrick

    Terry, you are always a deep thinker!!! Wait a minute, are you saying the Unicorns are not real???

  • JWB
    JWB

    And don't forget just because "justice is not executed speedily" doesn't mean he won't get on to your case eventually. The wheels of justice may grind exceedingly slow but eventually you'll be held accountable for bad-mouthing the Sovereign of the Universe!

  • steve2
    steve2

    Don't forget that POP is short for POPsicle.... I can think of few less gratifying things to do with Jehovah than to lick him.

  • Terry
    Terry

    Wait a minute, are you saying the Unicorns are not real???

    According to the Bible they ARE!!

    Deuteronomy 33:17 His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.

    Job 39:9-10 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

    Psalms 22:21 Save me from the lion's mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.

    Psalms 29:6 He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.

    Psalms 92:10 But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.


    Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

    Numbers 24:8 God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.

    Isaiah 34:7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

  • Terry
    Terry

    Don't forget that POP is short for POPsicle....

    No no no....obviously it is short for POPE!

  • Terry
    Terry

    Like a giant Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade float with all the air having leaked out, Jehovah is just a flat comical also-ran by the time

    the New Testament rolls around.

  • JWB
    JWB

    I thought it was short for Point Of Presence, well on the internet anyway!

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