"... these manifest anger, malice, hatred, strife, 'works of the flesh and of the devil' such as we have never known worldly people to exhibit. They seem inoculated with madness, Satanic hydrophobia [rabies]. Some of them smite us and then claim that we did the smiting. They are ready to say and write contemptible falsities and to stoop to do meanness."
This description would be considered an unforgivable insult if it came from anyone but the WTS. From them, it's a glowing compliment.
BTW, since we are a "vast apostate army," I want to be a general. I want a hummer and someone to drive me around in it.
Apostate General Parakeet. Has a nice ring.