by Princess 14 Replies latest jw friends
OR, or, you could invite some friends over and be dancing in the front yard and invite them over to dance with you. And play your music loudly when their service is going on.
You know why Baptists are against fornication, I'm sure; it might lead to dancing.
Francois
Or offer them a little alcoholic beverage as they walk through your yard while you're having the dancing party. :P What else can't Baptists do? Do everything they can't as they walk past your yard... hehe...
You know why Baptists are against fornication, I'm sure; it might lead to dancing.
Hahahahahaha!
They keep parking in front of your house? Call a tow truck!
That garbage truck keeps making noise? Boot the tire! (Also effective for robbing armored trucks)
"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
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many years ago we lived across the street from a church in Tennessee. One Sunday morning all the people were outside and no one was going in the church. The minister came out to see what was wrong and found a dog in heat with a dozen male dogs on the steps of the church and they were very much engaged in their natural activity. If the people tried to shoo them away, they got growled at. They had to wait until the dogs left on their own.
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