Caleb's Prayer To Jehovah After Trashing Sparlock To Keep Jehovah From Experiencing A Major Depression

by frankiespeakin 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Caleb: Mom does Jehovah ever get sad over his killing people?

    Mom: Yes Jehovah don't like to kill people but he has to if this earth is going to be a paradise with no more crime

    Caleb: Jehovah always kills people because they are bad and make him sad

    Mom: Yes Jehovah always kills people that make him sad because he has no other choice

    Caleb: When I grow up mommy I will alway make Jehovah happy, but if I make Jehovah happy all the time maybe he will never get sad and have to kill people?

    Mom: That would be nice but Jehovah got to kill all people that disobey him

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    Caleb : Mommy, Why did Daddy get disfellowshipped ???

    Mom : Because he doesn't believe in Jehovah anymore. And now Jehovah is sad

    Caleb : Do you have to throw him in the bin ?

    Mom :

    Caleb : Will Jehovah be sad if you play wit Daddy ?

    Mom :

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  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    How neglectfull of me I hope I don't make the Governing Body's sock puppet Jehovah sad or have a nervous break down or anything but I should have put this video in the 1st post:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgkTbQc63G0

  • I quit!
    I quit!
    If burning Sparlock is not enough to make you happy again and get over your sadness I would gladly do anything else just to make sure your OK and not sad

    Jehovah wants you to pioneer for three years while standing on your head. That will make him happy again.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Johnny: So Caleb what happened to Sparlock the Wizard?

    Caleb: I threw him in the garbage because it made jehovah sad, I even burned him just to make sure Jehovah is happy again.

    Johnny: Who is Jehovah?

    Caleb: He is God and mommy said he is sad because your mom and dad arn't Jehovahs witnesses.

    Johnny: Well my mommy said you and your family is going to burn in hell because you don't beleive in Jesus

    Caleb: Well my daddy says all worldly people are going to die at armageddon.

    Johnny: Well at least I'm notgoingto hell and burn like you and your mommy and daddy.

  • tresdecu
    tresdecu

    Screw Sparlock......how many poor JW kids had to throw away their Star Wars figures...Darth Vader, Obi Wan...basically "wizards" of the force.

  • zed is dead
    zed is dead

    And Caleb begins his double life that night by fishing Sparlock from the bin.

    zed

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley
    I know my toy airplane represents wide-spread genocide and destruction

    Caleb: "You know, Jehovah, like what you did to all the inhabitants of the Promised Land for the Jews ?"

    Sparlock makes Jehovah sad.

    Genocide makes Jehovah happy.

    Priceless.

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