"the wife" might be better since it doesn't designate "ownership" as the bible designates wives as property.
A humorist relates “anecdotes.” The doctor prescribes “antidotes” for children who have swallowed poison. Laughter may be the best medicine, but that’s no reason to confuse these two with each other.
ANTIDOTE
an·ti·dote
/'anti?dot/
Noun
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ANECDOTE
an·ec·dote
/'anik?dot/
Noun
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