Tell us your strangest, weirdest, funniest encounters going D2D

BluePill2

If you where a brave little witness soldier, or even a pioneer (gasp), you must have seen a lot of strange shit. The probability of encountering "interesting" people or getting yourself into weird situations is pretty high.

I'll start. I have to get them together, but today I remembered this ones:

1. The Porn temple guy

I was in my late teens. We knock on this guys door. He invited us in. Once there he started asking many questions and showed interest in "our message". He took us to, what must have been his living room. The walls where back-to-back full of hardcore pornography. Every corner of his apartment was dedicated to "something porn". My partner was a very conservative, whacko-witness and continued the conversation. I tried to get a glance "here and there", but had to watch not to get caught by my partner. He would nervously try to see if I was looking at the posters. It turns out that this guy showed more and more that he was mocking us and having a blast with our bewilderment/embarrassement. We left, and didn't talk about this experience. Just kept quiet. It was awkward. I did get a good look at some nice titties though.

2. The Nazi fan

This was in Germany. One guy invited us in. He was a bit strange. Don't know how to describe him, middle aged oder man, very quiet. Wanted us to go downstairs, said that he had something to show us. In his cellar he had a badass collection of Nazi memorabilia. Uniforms in glass cabinets etc. It looked like a museum, only that everything was creepy and was more like a shrine dedicated to Nazis. He standed there smiling all the time and said nothing. Just that smug grin, we didn't say a word and told him that we want to leave. We didn't exchange a word he accompanied us to the front door and we left (I must say: running! He scared the shit out of us).

These where some "notorious" experiences. Let's hear yours

Bob_NC

Nothing too outrageous that I recall. You decide.

An older brother and I called on a woman that he and his family knew. She was older too, laying in bed in fact. She told me to come closer so that she could get a better look at me. Then she said that she had leg cramps and sure needed someone to massage her cramps. I told her it was best that I not do that. She asked if I would be so kind as to fill her hot water bottle with warm water. I filled it from her bathroom sink and brought it to her. She revealed her leg and showed me where to place it (a PG-13 or R rated area). I held the water bottle out to her hand. She grabbed my hand and used my hand to place the water bottle where she wanted it.

Then there was the woman in her housecoat on a Saturday morning. We DID get people at the door early for the the weekends. Anyway, as I was showing her the magazine article her boob popped out.

I had driven down a dirt lane to call on a house at the end. There was a huge mud puddle, so I parked to the side of the puddle and walked the rest of the way to the house with another publisher. The woman was in the yard and quite friendly. Her son, a grown man that I knew, came tearing out of the house waving his arms telling us to get out there, that they didn't believe in that JW *&^% and to get moving. As he was yelling, I noticed a grove of marijuana plants growing in a garden area just behind the house. When we had walked back to the car and were getting back in the car, the man came tearing down the path with his truck and plowed full force through the mud puddle to make sure my car was totally splattered.

I used to call on a man who had schizophrenia. He rather liked me and would recount stories of how angels appeared to him and spoke about me while he was in the post office.

One time a woman came to the door and said that she was on the phone but that I could sit on her porch until she was finished with her phone call. I sat there for a very long time. LOL.

It all happened in NC.

Bob

metaspy

I once went to a door that the territory card said not to send a sister. The man came to the door without a stitch of clothing on and would have a long convo with you.

Shador

Oh, lessee....

Well I was once in serve-us in some tract campaign or orther and went to a door. I noticed that the handle on the screen door was a bit loose when I opened it to knock on the door. Sure enough, when there was no answer and I opend the screen door again to put the tract in the door, the handle came off in my hand. As I gently set it down and tried to walk off quietly, the lady comes to the door. She was pretty cool about it, though. Apparently it had been loose for a while.

On another occasion, I believe on some other campaign, I was in more rural territory. I pulled into something that looked like it might be a driveway. Suddenly, an old pickup with some menacing looking good ol' boys materalized from nowhere. They demanded to know what I was doing pulling in there. I explained and they curtly informed me that there were no houses there and I should turn around and leave. As they were a rather ruffian-esque bunch, I decided compliance would be in the best interest of my continued good health and took my leave. I suspect they probably had some "special crops" in the area.

I'm sure I'll think of more later.

troubled mind

When i was a teenager my friend and i were working D2D together on a hot summer day . As we walked up to a house we noticed the inside door was open ,and when I knocked on the screen door we could hear a couple moaning and groaning( in a good way) on the couch just inside the door .... then we heard ,"oh shit ....GO AWAY ".......

Kojack57

I was working a house by myself in the county, i was 16 at the time and I knocked on the door and a lady came and invited me in. She was a new mother and her baby started crying so she whipped out her tit and started breast feeding. It freaked me out so I said here are your watchtower and awake magazines and I left quickly.

On another occasion I was working with my brother in law and we walked up to the door. It was my turn so I started talking to the lady of the house. She told us that she was getting her husband and she had this funny smirk on her face, and I got an uneasy feeling so I told my BIL "let's leave" as we were getting into the car he started shooting at us with his shotgun. We were far enough away that we could here the pellets hitting the roof.

mamamo

1. While visiting some friends in Deland, FL, ther was a guy that said he was a devil worshipper. I couldn't help busting out laughing out loud.

2. My high school history teacher stepped out of the door onto his porch and a snake that was laying there. I was in the car but it was one of the funniest things I had ever seen.

3. The occaisional guy coming to the door or checking to see why the dog was barking in their underwear.

label licker

Kojack57 that's the best one yet. Other than a nude guy at the door, we ran over a bikers pitbull. The sister driving the van was upset along with the householder. My husband had to jack the van up to slide the dog from under the wheelwell. Eventually it walked away but at the same time she ran over that dog, she knicked to other pitbulls. At the end of it all we managed to place the Awake on manageing stress. Unfortunatley a bible study was started as well.

Shador

The occaisional guy coming to the door or checking to see why the dog was barking in their underwear.

Ah, that reminds me. I actually used to have a call that I couldn't take sisters to. An old guy who lived by himself. Never invited us in, as his house was full of junk (I think he was a bit of a hoarder). Anyhow, he had diabetes (the kind where you have to jab yourself) and, since he lived by himself, he never bothered with pants. He was always running about in his skivvies.

LisaRose

This story was told to me, can't confirm its validity. A pretty young lady answered the door, dressed only in a towel. The brother asked if she was interested in the magazine's, but she said she would get her mother. As she turned to go, the towel dropped. She was three years old.

Tell us your strangest, weirdest, funniest encounters going D2D

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