What Do You Do On The Weekend?

by TheRecordCollector 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • Carmel
    Carmel

    whatever I dam well please.. well, once the "honey do list" is completed...

    carmel

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    LOL, Carmel. When is a "honey do" list ever done?

    If God's Spirit is filling a Kingdom Hall, how is it that Satan can manuever the ones within that Kingdom Hall at the same time?

  • Hyghlandyr
    Hyghlandyr

    Let me reiterate for those that have missed my posts in the past. I spent 80% of my time on this couch. The rest of the time is distributed between bathing, pooping, walking around with headphones on in a pseudo meditating/shadow boxing phase, calling medical research facilities to find out what studies I can do, and boxing the rafters in the attic if I am feeling especially frisky.

    Weekends, weekdays. :)

    And of course 100% of my time is spent thinking about broads, usually black ones. Yes I know I am a racist, I just cant help myself. :)

  • rhett
    rhett

    I practice my yodeling. Next weekend is the big Yodeling Award Winning Network's big convention. I plan presenting my latest work where I've translated some of the world's most famous operas into yodels. With any luck I'll be able to get the throat implant that I've been dying to get with the prize money. After I get that my vocal range should be expanded to the optimal range for yodeling. Us yodelers take their range very seriously and I just can't handle not having it. If I can't get the throat implant I may have start applying crazy glue to my nostrils to help and that's painful. If you'd care to help with "Help Rhett get the correct yodeling vocal range" fund please send donations.

  • QUEENIE
    QUEENIE

    WELL THIS weekend while on water pills and if anyone knows water pills and I just took 2 I am in bondage to my chair and can not make it to church or a xjw support metting -- I can barely make it to the potty -- I have plenty of adult diapers---GOD does provide AND Calif.taxpayers paid for -- I love you ya all (((((((lov hugs)))))

  • QUEENIE
    QUEENIE

    saturday I did not take water pills so was able to go out to eat at RED ROBIN with my daughter LISA and share a lunch and then had my hair cut very short and she a perm (wash and wear) AS A JW I was full of S--t AS A XJW It appears I am full of WATER---LEW WATERS as a taxpayer thank you 4 those adult diapers I am making use of--CAN NOT SEEM TO MAKE IT TO THE POTTY!!!!!

  • Perry
    Perry

    I unwind riding my Harley in the Texas hill Country

  • Beans
    Beans

    I try and sell these magazines at peoples doors and then we go out for Coffee. On Sunday we do it again and then we meet and listen to interesting people talk about things.

    Then I squeeze a little time in for sex,beer,cigars,TV and some nice food!

    Beans

  • butalbee
    butalbee

    Edited for content...

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    At least one other person mentioned alcohol. I think this must be a British thing, but us English student types don't do anything at the weekend which DOESNT involve copious amounts of alcohol, this weekend having been: playing pool, going to a barbeque, playing network games, going to other pubs, and now here on the internet with a beer.

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