What does your ID or Nick say about you?

by LyinEyes 43 Replies latest jw friends

  • Amazing
    Amazing

    A co-worker of mine, who spent a great deal of time in the UK, would frequently say "Simply Amazing" when certain issues seem to validate that the 'Truth is stranger than Fiction.'

    When I signed on to H20, I initially used the moniker, "Simply Amazing." I tried to reduce this to "SA" ... for ease of typing, but somehow the handle "Amazing" stuck.

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    Simon.
    You are a true "organization man" then.
    No imagination. Ruthlessly efficient.

  • animal
    animal

    I got mine in the 70's.... I farted loudly in a group of my friends... one gal said "you are such a f*ckin animal.... and the guys I rode with said "thats it, your Animal!"

    Animal

  • neyank
    neyank

    OK. Mines easy.
    Guess how I came up with it.

    Simon, Just add says after your name.

    Simon says.

    How's that?
    Adds a little slant to your name.
    What do you think?

    neyank

  • Angharad
    Angharad
    Mine says I have no imagination

    (it being my real name)

    - Simon

    Mine agrees that Simon has no imagination as he created my account for me

  • CornerStone
    CornerStone

    I thought mine appropriate because after many years of a hurtful life I still look to Jesus Christ, the "Cornerstone" of my life. That is somthing no hurtfull family member, no indifferent society, no Borg agent can ever take away from me, my faith in Christ.

    CornerStone

  • Xenu
    Xenu

    75 million years ago, Xenu, the overlord of 76 planets, rounded up most of the people of his empire - some 178 billion per planet - and brought them to Earth. Here they were exploded in volcanoes using hydrogen bombs and the spirits or thetans collected on "electronic ribbons". Disorientated from the massacre, the disembodied thetans were subjected to some 36 days of hypnotic "implanting" and clustered together. From seven indwelling spirits per person estimates have gone into the thousands. The "implants" supposedly contained the blueprint for future civilizations, including the Christian teaching, 75 million years before Christ. Operating Thetan level three has to be kept secret because the unprepared will die within two days of discovering its contents.

  • blindfool
    blindfool

    I think I've explaned this before but I don't mind doing it again.

    In the 23rd chapter of Matthew, Jesus spoke to the Pharisees calling them blind fools. These scriptures remind me of the WTBTS.

    I also think this reflects how I first got involved with the JW's religion. I was very young when I married my wife. I knew she had been raised as a witness but I didn't think it would be that big a deal. Well, 18 years later I realize I was a blind fool!!

    Some days I even feel like a blind damn fool, therefore some here on the board refer to me as bdf.

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    Xenu, I love that you post here on the board. Scientologists make the Governing Body drool over the mind control that they have over their memebers.

    Slipnslidemaster:"I worked very hard and I earned all the attention I'm getting."
    - Anna Kournikova

    Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America

  • Shimmer
    Shimmer

    There's a song by Shawn Mullins that has meant a lot to me and there's a part in it that especially touches me:

    heard a brillian woman say
    she said you know it's crazy
    how I want to try to capture mine
    I think I love this woman's way
    I think I love this woman's
    way she shimmers, the way she shines
    the way she radiates
    the way she lives, the way she loves
    the way she never hates
    sometimes I think of all of this that can
    surround me
    I know it all as being mine
    but she kisses me and wraps herself
    around me
    she gives me love, she gives me time
    and I feel fine
    I feel fine
    but time I cannot change
    so here's to looking back
    you know I drink a whole bottle
    of my pride
    and I toast to change
    to keep these demons off my back
    just get these demons off my back
    cause I want to shimmer, I want to shine
    I want to radiate
    I want to live, I want to love
    I want to try to learn not to hate
    try not to hate
    we're born to shimmer
    we're born to shine
    we're born to radiate
    we're born to live, we're born to love
    we're born to never hate

    I spent my whole twenties being unhappy because I was trying to prove how smart I was and how my way was the right way. I was always looking for someone to do something to me that I didn't like so I could confront them. I almost destroyed my marriage and I was going through a horrible time in my life and I heard this song and just sobbed and sobbed and said I want to be the kind of woman that he's singing about. I want my husband to say things like that about me. So I made a conscious decision to try to "shimmer". And four years later I feel like I'm well on my way, and my thirties are looking pretty good.

    Shimmer

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