How long before the WTBTS strikes a bargin with Apple?
GB: We can guarantee 4 million I-pads will be bought, just give us a discount.
Eldub: We have a special letter about a super-uber-special provision from Jehovah The FDS. We want to pass a resolution. All Jw's are encourage to contribute towards puchasing I-pads for the great, never to be repeated, life-saving rescue work. All funds will ensure that our poor brothers and sisters can have tablets as well. Not the really poor ones. We don't want them looking at pictures of food on the internet and becoming covetous..
Anyways..err..All in favor?!
DD