Stupid English People !

by Simon 12 years ago 31 Replies latest 12 years ago social humour

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  cofty 12 years ago

  The Romans built a wall called Antonine's wall right across central Scotland. They got fed up being battered by hairy Scotsmen and retreated to Hadrian's wall.

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  laverite 12 years ago

  My personal favourite: “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”

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  Lozhasleft 12 years ago

  1. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."

  Ha ha ha ha. Yea right.

  Loz x

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  Sayswho 12 years ago

  Good to know

  SW

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  Mum 12 years ago

  The spoiled, easy-life people are the same everywhere, n'est-ce pas? Excuse my French!

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  Simon 12 years ago

  The Romans built a wall called Antonine's wall right across central Scotland. They got fed up being battered by hairy Scotsmen and retreated to Hadrian's wall.

  Notably, it was the only time and place in the entire history of the Roman empire where they drew a line and basically said "look, the best we can do is just build a big wall and try and keep those barbarians on that side of it".

  Is that something to be proud of? Not sure ...

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  cofty 12 years ago

  Nemo me impune lacessit

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  tornapart 12 years ago

  Heard two Scotsmen in the supermarket yesterday... I was trying to work out what language they were speaking... then it dawned on me...

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  Simon 12 years ago

  They were probably both arguing that it was the other ones' turn to pay ...

  Sorry, couldn't resist.

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  tornapart 12 years ago

  Haha! Nice one! I think you're close.... they were looking at some packs of reduced in price tomatoes...

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