What are you NOT allowed to say as a Jehovahs Witness?

BU2B

Have a blessed day.

Its ok to say Jehovah willing but not Lord Willing.
Comatose

"Pass me the joint"
tornapart

You can't say 'Presiding Overseer' anymore... it has to be the 'Congregation Coordinator' or something like that...
Rattigan350

Can't say "ass" as that has been replaced with donkey.
Rattigan350

Can't say "ass" as that has been replaced with donkey.
The Quiet One

No more coveting my neighbours ass, then.. Darn.
sir82

"My [son / daughter] made the dean's list!"
The Quiet One

Well, hallelujah (!)
sir82

"Pass me another one of those yummy blood sausages!"
dqFreedom

You are NOT 'Allowed' to Say the TRUTH!

You are NOT Allowed to Know Jesus.