WATCHTOWER HOAXES on the spectrum of mendacity

by Terry 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • Terry
    Terry

    The word HOAX is thought to be derived from the magician's utterance of silly "Hocus-Pocus" so-called magic incantation.

    This is jibberish, of course--a fake Latin-sounding phrase mimmicking the Priest's words in Catholic Mass changing wine into the "actual" blood of Christ.

    Yeah.

    Only a conscious attempt to deceive separates a hoax from an otherwise mistake or urban myth.

    According to folklorist Jan Brunvand, a 'hoax tends to indicate "relatively complex and large-scale fabrications" and includes deceptions that go beyond the merely playful and "cause material loss or harm to the victim". Brunvand, Jan H. (1998). American Folklore: An Encyclopedia. Taylor & Francis. p. 587.

    Unlike a magic trick or work of fiction, the audience is unaware of being deceived, whereas in watching a magician perform an illusion the audience expects to be tricked.

    Governments and large Corporations often feed deliberate false stories into mainstream news outlets to manipulate political or financial outcomes.

    This is usually described as DISINFORMATION rather than a "hoax" per se.

    There are some few famous hoaxes in Christianity. Among these, folks still cling to defense of favorites even where disproof has come forth.

    In the world view of the Jehovahs Witnesses, along the spectrum of mendacity, a great many HOAXES have been perpetrated.

    "The public is not generally aware of how large an industry is the manufacture of serums, anti-toxins and vaccines, or that big business controls the whole industry. . . . the boards of health endeavor to start an epidemic of smallpox, diphtheria, or typhoid that they may reap a golden harvest by inoculating an unthinking community for the very purpose of disposing of this manufactured filth." (The Golden Age, Jan. 3, 1923, p. 214)

    According to The Golden Age, vaccinations not only caused all kind of dreadful diseases, including the Spanish Flu, it even retarded the intellect of men and caused moral bankruptcy:

    "..much looseness of our day along sexual lines may be traceable to the easy and continual violation of the divine commands to keep human and animal blood apart from each other. With cells of foreign blood racing through his veins a man is not normal, not himself, but lacks the poise and balance which makes for self control." (Golden Age, Febr. 4, 1931, p. 293)

    "Vaccination is a direct violation of the everlasting covenant that God made with Noah after the flood." (ibid.)

    The Golden Age became a forum for the most extravagant claims about science. And above all, Woodworth was a champion of his very special ideas about medicine and health. The Bible Students could enjoy a steady stream of health advice, one stranger than the other:

    "There is no food that is right food for the morning meal. At breakfast is no time to break a fast. Keep up the daily fast until the noon hour... Drink plenty of water two hours after each meal; drink none just before eating; and a small quantity if any at meal time. Good buttermilk is a health drink at meal times and in between. Do not take a bath until two hours after eating a meal, nor closer than one hour before eating. Drink a full glass of water both before and after the bath." (Golden Age, Sept. 9, 1925, pp. 784-785)

    "The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" (Golden Age, Sept. 13, 1933, p. 777)

    Watchtower Society was serious about denying the "germ theory of disease" as a dangerous delusion from these "demon worshipping" medical doctors. Disease, they claimed, came from "wrong vibrations," and the WTS even marketed a special machine called the Electronic Radio Biola, which claimed to heal patients by sending special "radio waves" which corrected the vibrations. Needless to say, there were many letters from readers who had been healed by this device. The Golden Age carried advertisements for this wonderful machine, created by a Bible Student:

    "Disease is Wrong Vibration. From what has thus far been said, it will be apparent to all that any disease is simply an out of tune condition of some part of the organism. In other words the affected part or the body vibrates higher or lower than normal. . . . I have named this new discovery . . . the Electronic Radio Biola, . . . The Biola automatically diagnoses and treats diseases by the use of electronic vibrations. The diagnosis is 100 percent correct, rendering better service in this respect than the most experienced diagnostician, and without any attending cost." (Advert in The Golden Age, April 22, 1925, pp. 453-454).

    Even more astonishing than the quack science involved was the direct link to occult practices in this machine. The claim that the medical profession had descended from "demon worshipping shamans" becomes quite ironic when we see how this Radio Biola worked: The patient was told to write his or her name on a piece of paper. A tiny piece, only a dot, of this paper with ink was put into the machine. The machine (or rather, the operator) then somehow answered "yes" and "no" to questions about the patients health, reading the "electronic oscillations" of the patients organs based on this dot of ink. It was not limited to diagnosis; the machine had even been employed to answer questions about peoples life expectancy.

    If the reader thinks this sounds like a fancy Ouija Board, he is quite correct. One Roy Goodrich, who was such a respected "Bible Student" that he was allowed to write a warning-article in The Golden Age, was convinced this machine was a clever spiritistic trap. The WTS leadership disagreed, and Mr. Goodrich found himself disfellowshipped (see The Golden Age April 22, 1925 pp 606-7; March 5, 1930 pp 355-62).

    As we see above, the Watchtower Society argued that illness was caused by electrical "unbalance" in organs (which could be fixed: "Send for a Biola today. Price $35. Cash with order."). The idea that germs caused disease was not accepted in these quarters:

    "medicine originated in demonology and spent its time until the last century and a half trying to exorcise demons. During the past half century it has tried to exorcise germs." (Golden Age, Aug. 5, 1931, p. 728)

    The magazine further warned the Jehovahs Witnesses against x-rays (Sept. 23, 1936, p. 828), and tonsillectomy was worse than suicide:

    "If any overzealous doctor condemns your tonsils go and commit suicide with a case-knife. Its cheaper and less painful." (Golden Age, April 7, 1926, p. 438)

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    NOTICE WE HAVEN'T DISCUSSED FALSE PREDICTIONS?

    We are all too familiar with constant bogus chronology schemes pointing to sources as amazing and mysterious as the measurement of passages

    inside the Great Pyramid. In early versions of Studies in the Scriptures one set of measurements were given and in later editions a "doctored" set of measurements replace the first. This is something which doesn't trouble latter day Jehovah's Witnesses, naturally, it was so long ago it is easy to

    dismiss. Therefore I won't go into them. I find the above description of hoaxes more deeply mendacious and horrifying.

    Would you like to do somebody a real favor?

    Why not copy these hoaxes down and print them out on large index cards and mail them to active JW's?

    You might save some people victimization!

  • rocketman
    rocketman

    Very telling. It was from the minds of these idiots that this religion had (and still has) so many of its teachings.

  • Terry
    Terry

    How could any JW-in-good-standing slough off these things which were not only bogus, but reckless, misinformed and dangerous to others?

    What possible excuse could anybody give to support these people as worthy of respect?

    What is there to indicate God was channeling anything at all through them?

    And even if it happened decades ago, it was under Jesus the King!

  • Violia
    Violia

    I vividly recall the vaccination fears. The schools where I attended did not care what your religion taught- get vaccinated or I do not attend. Where it not for that my mother would have prevented it. I also recall in the 70's and again now a new group of folks who are anti vaccination. It may be true that some vaccinations have caused problems but as a whole they have been life saving.

    Many jws are into seriously strange alt. medicine. I think whatever helps is good, but don't throw out the xrays and antibiotics.

  • Simon
    Simon

    I like the one from around the same time where Aluminium (or Aluminum for our American friends) was "the work of Satan".

    Amazing that they weren't even up to speed on normal everyday beliefs, never mind 'deep matters' and seeing Christs's return.

    Morons.

  • Terry
    Terry

    Doctors were dupes of Satan, the nations of the world were dupes of Satan, the religions were whores of Satan.

    Man oh man, that Satan is an effective hook to hang non-credible teaching on.

    I always think of the Church Lady on SNL when I hear the name Satan.

  • scotoma
    scotoma

    Don't blame the Watchtower. Blame the Bible.

    Jesus treated epileptics and deaf people like they were demon possessed.

    What about the cleansing of lepers. It sounds like any magic ritual.

    Leviticus 14:49-53 (Read this like a line from Harry Potter)

    New International Version (NIV)

    49 To purify the house he is to take two birds and some cedar wood, scarlet yarn and hyssop. 50 He shall kill one of the birds over fresh water in a clay pot. 51 Then he is to take the cedar wood, the hyssop,the scarlet yarn and the live bird, dip them into the blood of the dead bird and the fresh water, and sprinkle the house seven times. 52 He shall purify the house with the bird’s blood, the fresh water, the live bird, the cedar wood, the hyssop and the scarlet yarn. 53 Then he is to release the live bird in the open fields outside the town. In this way he will make atonement for the house, and it will be clean.”

    If you accept that as part of Jehovah's PERFECT LAW it can only go down hill from there.

  • anonymouz
    anonymouz

    Final world globalization is a process requiring a final drawn out cycle of power consolidation on one end starting as financial (Dan11:42-43) that aids the other end of "power and authority" capturing national autonomous sovereignty into international scale actual world government (Rev17:12-18).

    Though the schematic is in place in the UN "conference room international", Global NATO and such parts of the process, all true globalization finality takes some years to actually complete into an actually functional and authoritative world government with the resources, power and force to back it.

    So the modern Bethel illusion that Daniel 11:44-45 is next on the prophetic agenda, supporing the "it can end any day now brothers!" end of the world thinking and anxiety that actually aids the final globalization process, is another example of Bethel subversive thinking apparently purposeful.

    What will eventually begin to proceed in earnest in this gloablization acceleration cycle worldwide, starting as is logical (and prophetic) with enormous national debt and what that must eventually lead to in advantage of the master creditor system, potentially aided, catalyzed and accelerated by world war, terror or natural disaster, projected by globalists and experts for a good 10 year cycle to a functional globalization world administration, is actually just the beginning of the process, not it's end.

    And one does not have to be a prophet or trans-national corporate CEO to know this. Thus Bethel's "possibly the end of the world tomorrow" mentality shows all signs of a purposeful and engineered JW ignorance, a grand hoax, meant to instead actually aid the processing of JWs and the Bethel corporations worldwide, with others, when this final cycle actually activates in some form - and to leave JWs bewildered for years as it proceeds to full world government rather than the JW anticipated "the end".

    Brilliant! Someone at Bethel is doing much more thinking than is apparent in the also engineered impressions of Bethel backwardness. It all aids the Bethel central illusion.

  • Terry
  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    anonymouz - "...and to leave JWs bewildered for years as it proceeds to full world government rather than the JW anticipated 'End'."

    I used to think something like that might take place, but I've since come to the conclusion that globalization and even "world peace" would be spun and retconned somehow into their theology (assuming the WTS survives long enough to see it), and the current crop of rank-and-filers wouldn't bat an eye.

    Why else do you think they hardly ever refer to Fred Franz's eschatalogy any more?

    Example: even though it's still officially WT canon, the premise of the United Nations suddenly and inexplicably marshalling a planetary campaign to supress religious freedoms (when the Security Council can't even enforce resolutions to defend them) stretches credibility to the breaking point, and betrays a fundamental ignorance of contemporary geopolitics.

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