If you watch family guy you are into beastiality

by confusedandalone 38 Replies latest social humour

  • Comatose
    Comatose

    Haha! But actually it is scary and I bet likely that they do add an internet video app area for entertainment. Creepy to imagine all the drones sitting there smiling and enjoying the spiritual food from mother.

    yes on point 5. It's a point JWs miss somehow. There is no possible way an angel without a body and without hormones could be attracted to a human. If you make a person a eunuch it does what? Makes them unattracted to others sexually. Angels don't have bodies or hormones. Human sexuality would be just as interesting to them as the sexuality of a mayfly is to us.

  • adamah
    adamah

    CAA said-

    Second of all something tells me if I did invite Jesus he would be hella late and the food would be cold.

    Aren't you being a bit hard on the guy in the role of guest?

    After all, Jesus was the perfect guest, since he saw fit to perform a miracle at a wedding reception: if he hadn't turned that water into wine, the hosts would forever be humiliated by being unable to liquor up their guests! Just imagine the gossip and chit-chat he prevented!

    Modern people don't understand that social embarrassment was important to avoid at all costs in the cultures depicted in the Bible (eg why Lot offered up his own daughters vs the undercover angelic guests who came under the protection of his roof, but violating the town's legendary laws and norms), just as long as the guests were considered as worth impressing in the first place (i.e. Gentiles and slaves needn't apply for the role of 'guests').

    Adam

  • confusedandalone
    confusedandalone

    "After all, Jesus was the perfect guest, since he saw fit to perform a miracle at a wedding reception: if he hadn't turned that water into wine, the hosts would forever be humiliated by being unable to liquor up their guests! Just imagine the gossip and chit-chat he prevented!"

    If he comes late I expect him to make the liquor flow at my house as well. You bring up a good point as well about the situation with LOT. How can God think it admirable to offer his daughters up to men to commit fornication??? Not only was Lot a coward he was a freak.

    "Angels don't have bodies or hormones."

    Yet another small yet huge detail. :(

    Really if he sees everything why even let them do this? Why would you give angels the ability to create sperm and penises???

  • adamah
    adamah

    Comatose said-

    yes on point 5. It's a point JWs miss somehow. There is no possible way an angel without a body and without hormones could be attracted to a human. If you make a person a eunuch it does what? Makes them unattracted to others sexually. Angels don't have bodies or hormones. Human sexuality would be just as interesting to them as the sexuality of a mayfly is to us.

    Yeah, that plot-line of the angels seeing the daughters of men as desirable in Genesis is only one "tell" of an ancient myth which was common in other cultures, too, of Gods mating with humans to produce demi-Gods (Hebrew, Nephilim). It really speaks to the narcissism of the old men writing and telling the tales, who saw their own young women in the tribe as sexually-desirable, and project their own sexual desires onto the characters (the Gods and spirit beings) they created and spoke about.

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    I'm more concerned about the Geico commercials with the pig.

  • adamah
    adamah

    CAA said- You bring up a good point as well about the situation with LOT. How can God think it admirable to offer his daughters up to men to commit fornication??? Not only was Lot a coward he was a freak.

    If you're a Xian who believes the book of 2nd Peter is inspired by God, you'd know that Lot is declared "righteous" by 'Peter', even AFTER offering his daughters to a mob and committing drunken incest with them. How many victims of incest have suffered due to the Bible's portrayal of a perp in Genesis, only to be portrayed as "righteous" in the NT?

    I wrote a three-part article on the moral mess created by the anonymous author of 2nd Peter, since it forces Bible believers to defend unrighteous Lot, who was intentionally made out to be as someone who turned his back on Jehovah and was unrighteous on his own merit, but was saved as a personal favor extended by Jehovah to his clearly-righteous uncle Abraham:

    http://awgue.weebly.com/article-pt-1-revisiting-sodom-was-lot-supposed-to-be-viewed-as-a-righteous-man.html

    Not only that, but you'd THINK Xians would be storming to protest a case of ID theft committed against the real Apostle Peter long ago, but nope! Not a moral backbone in the bunch....

    "Angels don't have bodies or hormones." Yet another small yet huge detail. :(Really if he sees everything why even let them do this? Why would you give angels the ability to create sperm and penises???

    Worse though, is that the Genesis flood account says that angels were able to create offspring with humans both before and after the Flood, so even after wiping out the entire human population because of the corruption of humans caused by the Nephilim half-breeds, God forgits (sic) to patch the loophole in Heavenly rules which allowed them to corrupt human lineage, in the first place.

    The reason that early listeners of the tales weren't bothered by such mistakes is they were gullible and didn't even think to ask such questions, since they weren't concerned with little continuity details: ancient people generally weren't abstract thinkers, but concrete thinkers. Abstract thought (i.e. being able to apply PRINCIPLES to other situations than those originally presented) was only emerging in humans at the time, and generally wasn't found in ancient people. Besides, asking such questions was to question Divine authority, and hence was blasphemy, punishable by death. Abstract thinking was a crime.

    However, the shift in thinking towards abstractions is seen in Jesus' use of more abstract thought (eg he readily relied on parables). But even there, Jesus only confused his audience (and his apostles) since parables are simply begging to be misunderstood, due to their nebulous interpretations. Jesus also exploited the power of abstract thought by going overboard, since he advocated taking it to extremes, eg by advocating faith as a virtue. Jesus even polemicized those (such as 'Doubting Thomas') concrete thinkers who still demanded concrete evidence upon which to base their beliefs, rather than simply going with the evidence that they could imagine in their minds.

    Adam

  • KiddingMe
    KiddingMe

    CAA - Jesus would never be late! He came over for Halloween, he was invisible so you didn't see him. He had some high-end Liquor too, but, you scared him away, with your trick or treat antics.

  • confusedandalone
    confusedandalone

    Lol next year dammit...next year

  • Terry
    Terry

    Would you be surprised if I told you there is no such word as beastiality?

    There is no beast in bestiality.

  • confusedandalone
    confusedandalone

    this would not be the first time I looked like a complete asshat terry... Won't be the last lol

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