I Found Out Why I Can't Find My Keys But My Wife Usually Can!

by Perry 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • Perry
    Perry

    Typical Male brain top, typical female brain below.

    Researchers found that many of the connections in a typical male brain run between the front and the back of the same side of the brain, whereas in women the connections are more likely to run from side to side between the left and right hemispheres of the brain. Article

    All this time I thought she just had a better memory than me! Guess I wasn't in my right mind.

  • LisaRose
    LisaRose

    As my daughter says, men look for things with their mouths, so this is why.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    The so-called scientists who came up with this 'theory' have not been reading their Watchtowers, which are the equivalent of college degrees.

    Man is advantaged by larger brain size. Women are not advantaged by anything in the brain department.

  • 3rdgen
    3rdgen

    Didn't you know that the uterus is a tracking device?

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    Don't be fooled.

    Women hide things from you to create the dependency of you needing them to find the things they have hidden.

  • caroline77
    caroline77

    It's the opposite in our house. I am always asking my husband where he has hidden things. He puts things in the wrong cupboards or on high shelves where I can't reach them.

  • Witness My Fury
    Witness My Fury

    Jesus helps her find keys, everyone knows THAT...

  • Crazyguy
    Crazyguy

    Does this mean my wife is a man, she can't find a thing.

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    I thought I lost three different objects today. I've found one. I have hope for the second. The third may be a lost cause. Hubby shakes his head.

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    P.S. He puts away things in weird places! The can opener has one spot! Random receipts do not belong between the leaves of a book!

    My children tried to warn him. They said, DON'T MOVE MOM'S STUFF. If you move it two inches, SHE WON'T SEE IT. True. I would pay them to find my glasses. Try to find glasses while not wearing glasses.

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