Any New Light(TM) for 2014?

by punkofnice 11 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  punkofnice

  I know there has been some real nauseating rubbish in the publications recently. The Governing Body(R) are god it would seem.

  Each year the WBT$ trots out some real hilarious nonsense to make the drones feel as if they have special knowledge. Like the 'toes are not significant(TM)' from a couple of years ago.

  ....and......my all time fave 'Overlapping generations(TM)'.

  New Light(TM) being invented by the WBT$ every year has often been a hi-lite of the CON vention for most JWs.....bless 'em.

  ANY LEAKED NEW LIGHT(TM) FOR THIS YEAR'S SNOREFEST???????
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  2+2=5

  Jehovah is strapped for cash.
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  punkofnice

  2+2=5 - Yeah, old imaginary sky twat should sack the Governing Body(R) and go self employed.
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  punkofnice

  Wouldn't surprise me if they claim paedophilia is one of the fruitages of the spirit.
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  punkofnice

  So, any real psuedo-theological 'new light(TM)' to be revealed at CONventions, a$$emb£ies or the like?
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  kneehighmiah

  i expect the 144,000 will be made symbolic soon. The new FDS teaching was the setup man for making the 144,000 symbolic. now even if every witness began to partake the GB still has the ultimate trump card as the FDS. Many witnesses believe everyone should partake, and they cant really defend their teaching scripturally.
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  DesirousOfChange

  Many witnesses believe everyone should partake, and they cant really defend their teaching scripturally.

  But think of the cost of all that wine!

  Lots of money that wouldn't be sent on to "Mother" if they're spending it at the local liquor store.

  Doc
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  punkofnice

  DOC

  Lots of money that wouldn't be sent on to "Mother"

  Valid point. All the WBT$ changes can be linked to money.
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  KateWild

  At the moment it seems they are just rehashing old light and indoctrinating JWs to be obedient and look forward to the promise of a new world. No nulite leaked just yet punky. Kate xx
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  pixel

  Lots of money that wouldn't be sent on to "Mother" if they're spending it at the local liquor store.

  They can always use water and say that water=wine. That's it.

  Anyhow, I have zero idea of what's coming in new as "new light" for 2014, but I think they will come up with something kinda big. Remember, this is the year for the International Conventions (TM). The GB will be there for the spotlight. Get your eyes ready for the "New Flashes of Light". Or not.