Knock Knock Joke
by jgnat 19 Replies latest social humour
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Island Man
He's hiding behind the curtain!
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Oubliette
I didn't know he was missing!
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jam
Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's Jesus, let me in...
Why?
I have to save you
From what?
From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
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rip van winkle
I stopped looking!
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smiddy
Didnt Bill Cosby prove he was jesus ?
When he was a kid he told his classmates at school his name was jesus christ ,they didnt beleive him , so he said he could prove it to them .
Their were 50 kids in his class , and he took them all home to his front door and knocked .
His father opened the door , looked out at all these kids and said JESUS CHRIST .
smiddy
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steve2
Preacher: Come to Jesus because he is the only one who saves.
Passerby: At today's appalling interest rates I'm not surprised!
Preacher: One day you'll be brought before the Lord to account for all your worldly sins.
Passerby:Believe me I've got a bigger list of all the sins I'll be holding that motherfkr for when I get to see him.
Preacher: the Lord forgives you!
Passerby: Before He does so, it's important He be informed that I haven't forgiven Him.
Preacher:The Lord died for your sins.
Passerby: OH wonderful. His latest excuse is He's dead. Well I suppose that explains His appalling lack of action in answering my prayers all these years.
Preacher: Jesus shed His blood for you.
Passerby: Whoa steady on man. Don't blame me for His self-harm tendencies!
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RottenRiley
Knock! Knock!
Whose there?
Worlds Biggest Liars.
Worlds Biggest Liars Who?
Governing Body, that's who!
Q. When do Jehovah's Witnesses hate hearing their doors go Knock! Knock!?
A. Halloween, they hate random strangers coming to their doors at all Hells hours!
"A man, late for an important meeting, was searching desperately for a parking spot in a crowded lot. Looking up to the sky he entreated “Lord if you find me a parking spot, I promise to start going to church again.” The words were barely out of his mouth, when a spot opened up right in front of his car. The man looked back up, “never mind I found one.”"
Through those tomatos at me! This Key and Peele skit ought to make you laugh.
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SuperBoy
Knock Knock.
Knock Knock.
Knock Knock.
Knock Knock.
Knock Knock.
Knock Knock.
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punkofnice
Knock knock
A. Who's there?
JW. Jehovah's witnesses.
A. Naff off!!