by jgnat 19 Replies latest social humour
Knock Knock!
JWS "Would you like to invite Jesus in your home?"
H.H. "Jesus can stay but you get the Hell out of here before I knock knock you!" (Real life experience with JWs, not a real joke I suppose).
Sorry, Jgnat had she best start up knock knock, need to do more homework Jgnat, keep up the Knock-Knocks!
Those two certainly are not JWs.
Their question would be: "Have you found the true religion/organization?"
Jesus says, "Come unto me". JWs say, "Come to Jehovah's organization for salvation"
Jesus says, "Believe in me". JWs say, "Put your faith in God's organization"
Even Jesus himself pretends he's a "not at home" when JW's knock at the door.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie, Who?
Howie gonna stop those damn JWs who keep Knocking on my door?
If Jesus did the preaching work in JW/evangelical style, he would say:
-Hello, may I take a few moments to talk to you about myself?
I love the cartoon! It is funny without being vicious.
There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a young man standing there who said, ”Hello sir, I’m a Jehovah’sWitness …”
I said. “Come in and sit down.”
I offered him coffee and asked, “What do you want to talk about?”
He said, “Buggered if I know. I’ve never got this far before.”
Lisa Rose that is spot on!
Syme, you hit the nail on the head with this one:
'If Jesus did the preaching work in JW/evangelical style, he would say:
Hello, may I take a few moments to talk to you about myself?'
Absolutely loved it!
Maaan, who knew a knock knock joke would have legs? LOL.
