Soon... very soon

by Elsewhere 22 Replies latest jw friends

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  Elsewhere

  Any day now.
  Just around the corner
  Sooner than you think

  I'm sick of hearing that from my dad.

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  FreeFallin

  Any day now.
  Just around the corner
  Sooner than you think

  Yeah, he must be talking about Dateline.
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  Flip

  Any day now.
  Just around the corner
  Sooner than you think

  I'm sick of hearing that from my dad.

  Get used to it, Elsewhere.

  Flip
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  noidea

  {{{{Elsewhere}}}}..

  Life goes on..huh??

  ~~~Noi~~~
  ***********

  Member of the: I have ~No-Idea~ class.
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  Beck_Melbourne

  Yup...me too...I've come to the conclusion it must be a very very very very wide corner

  Beck
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  terafera

  what about...

  this is it. I know it...this is the start of the Tribulation. We cant miss a meeting now...its so close. This is a very treacherous time at hand. We cant afford to let our faith weaken. It cant go on forever... this is it.

  I just know it.

  
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  rmayer32

  Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah ..Same shit different year

  Will they ever learn??

  -Rick
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  dmouse

  A lone, senile old Governing Body member sits in the corner.
  He is rocking back and forth, mumbling incoherently.
  A nurse comes up…”come on now, time to take your medicine, oh look what you’ve done! Now I’ll have to bathe you.”
  The nurse goes away to fetch the cleaning equipment, for the old GB member has soiled himself.
  As the nurse returns, she stops for a moment to listen to what the old man is mumbling as he rocks back and forth:

  Any day now.
  Just around the corner
  Sooner than you think
  Any day now.
  Just around the corner
  Sooner than you think
  Any day now.
  Just around the corner
  Sooner than you think
  Any day now.
  Just around the corner
  Sooner than you think…..
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  Mazza

  mayer2, try; same shit, different century!

  Did the dubs predict the end in the 19th century too? If they did, their "real soon" spans three centuries now.
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  avengers

  Any day now.
  Just around the corner
  Sooner than you think

  I must be set back to 1974. 1975 is just around the corner.
  1975 never came.

  Let's ask NASA if we can borrow their equipment. Then we'll shoot the GB and their friends to Alcyone, the center of the Universe, the place where Jehovah lives.
  

  Alcyone, then, as far as science has been able to perceive, would seem to be the ‘midnight throne’ in which the whole system of gravitation has its central seat, and from which the Almighty governs his universe.

  From: Reconciliation (1928) p. 14 (Retyped)